*Quiet*
*Quiet*
*Thud*
*Jacob tripped over one of Renesmee's stuffed bunny's. Bella comes running in.*
Bella: Stalker!Stalker!Oh it's just Jacob.
*Alice comes running in with pepper spray.*
Alice: Die!
*Sprays Jacobs eyes*
Bella: It's just Jacob.
Alice: Oh.
*Jasper runs in and attacks Jacob.Bella and Alice pull him off.*
Bella: Are Du all right?
Jasper: I didn't bite him.
*Rosalie and Emmet run in.*
Emmet:What happened?
Bella: It's just Jacob.
*Esme and Carlisle run in.*
Esme: What's going on?
Bella: Jacob's a stalker.
*Edward runs in with a gun and shoots Jacob*
Bella: Edward!
Edward:What?
Bella:Why do Du have a gun?
Edward:I'm not putting my teeth on that thing.
Bella: So Du knew it was Jacob?
Edward: No.
*They all stare at him for a minute.*
Edward: Maybe.
Bella: Edward!
Edward: Yes.
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Now a word from Edward.
Edward:Remember kids Pistolen are fun.
*Quiet*
*Thud*
*Jacob tripped over one of Renesmee's stuffed bunny's. Bella comes running in.*
Bella: Stalker!Stalker!Oh it's just Jacob.
*Alice comes running in with pepper spray.*
Alice: Die!
*Sprays Jacobs eyes*
Bella: It's just Jacob.
Alice: Oh.
*Jasper runs in and attacks Jacob.Bella and Alice pull him off.*
Bella: Are Du all right?
Jasper: I didn't bite him.
*Rosalie and Emmet run in.*
Emmet:What happened?
Bella: It's just Jacob.
*Esme and Carlisle run in.*
Esme: What's going on?
Bella: Jacob's a stalker.
*Edward runs in with a gun and shoots Jacob*
Bella: Edward!
Edward:What?
Bella:Why do Du have a gun?
Edward:I'm not putting my teeth on that thing.
Bella: So Du knew it was Jacob?
Edward: No.
*They all stare at him for a minute.*
Edward: Maybe.
Bella: Edward!
Edward: Yes.
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Now a word from Edward.
Edward:Remember kids Pistolen are fun.