Du might be a redneck if
Mehr than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Du think the stock market has a fence around it.
Du think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boot has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills Mehr than three dogs.
Your coffee tabelle used to be a telephone cable spool.
Du keep a can of Raid on the küche table.
You've ever used a toilet sitz as a picture frame.
Your Home has Mehr miles on it than your car.
Mehr than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Du think the stock market has a fence around it.
Du think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boot has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills Mehr than three dogs.
Your coffee tabelle used to be a telephone cable spool.
Du keep a can of Raid on the küche table.
You've ever used a toilet sitz as a picture frame.
Your Home has Mehr miles on it than your car.