RAPUNZEL: [deep breath]
Okay.[opens closet, Flynn falls out]
Uh? [examines Flynn]
Hmm.

[Rapunzel pulls chair. Pascal wakes up Flynn.]

FLYNN:
Agh! Huh? Uh? [struggles] Is this hair?

RAPUNZEL:
Struggling… struggling is pointless.

FLYNN:
Huh?

RAPUNZEL:
I know why you’re here, and I’m not afraid of you.

FLYNN:
What?

RAPUNZEL:
Who are you? And how did Du find me?

FLYNN:
Aha.

RAPUNZEL:
Who are you, and how did Du find me?

FLYNN:
Mm-hm. I know not who Du are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…
Hi. How ya doin’? The name’s Flynn Rider. How’s your Tag goin’? Huh?

RAPUNZEL:
Ugh! Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?

FLYNN:
All right, blondie–

RAPUNZEL:
Rapunzel.

FLYNN:
Gesundheit. Here’s the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest. I came across your tower and… ho, oh no… where is my satchel?

RAPUNZEL:
I’ve hidden it, somewhere you’ll never find it.

FLYNN:
It’s in that pot, isn’t it?

[A bang Von frying pan.]

FLYNN:
Er, uh. Huh? [realizes Pascal's tongue stuck in his ear] Yike! [shakes off Pascal] Would Du stop that?

RAPUNZEL:
Now it’s hidden where you’ll never find it.
So, what do Du want with my hair? To cut it?

FLYNN:
What?

RAPUNZEL:
Sell it?

FLYNN:
No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. Literally.

RAPUNZEL:
Yi. Wait. Du don’t want my hair?

FLYNN:
Why on earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story.

RAPUNZEL:
You’re… telling the truth?

FLYNN:
Yes.

[Pascal distrusts]

RAPUNZEL:
I know, I need someone to take me.

[Pascal motions]

RAPUNZEL:
I think he’s telling the truth, too.

[Pascal motions]

RAPUNZEL:
(He) doesn’t have fangs, but what choice do I have?

[Flynn struggles]

RAPUNZEL:
Huh. Okay, Flynn Rider, I’m prepared to offer Du a deal.

FLYNN:
Deal?

RAPUNZEL:
Look this way. [F collapses with chair] Do Du know what these are?

FLYNN:
Du mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?

RAPUNZEL:
Lanterns. I knew they weren’t stars.
Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns.You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me Home safely. Then, and only then, will I return your schulranzen to you. That is my deal.

FLYNN:
Yeah. No can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I aren’t exactly ’simpatico’ at the moment. So I won’t be taking Du anywhere.

RAPUNZEL:
Something brought Du here, Flynn Rider. Call it what Du will: fate, destiny…

FLYNN:
A horse.

RAPUNZEL:
So I have made the decision to trust you.

FLYNN:
A horrible decision, really.

RAPUNZEL:
But trust me when I tell Du this.

[Rapunzel tugs hair, Flynn falls forward]

FLYNN:
Ugh!

RAPUNZEL:
Du can tear this tower apart brick Von brick, but without my help, Du will never find your precious satchel.

FLYNN:
Hmm-mm. Let me just get this straight. I take Du to see the lanterns, bring Du back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel?

RAPUNZEL:
I promise. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever.

FLYNN:
All right, listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but Du leave me no choice. Here comes the ‘smoulder’.

[Rapunzel & Pascal: stern look]

This is kind of an off Tag for me. This doesn’t normally happen.… Fine, I’ll take Du to see the lanterns!

RAPUNZEL:Really? Oops.

FLYNN:
Du broke my ‘smoulder’.