Book of Jenova a parody
Chapter 1, verse 1
Path of the plum
A cold room that smells like icing is a room not meant to be entered without a fork to eat cake.
Chapter 1, verse 2
Path of the apfel, apple Bottom Jeans
Our mother has created our divine group of people only to pass on her purpose and knowledge.
Chapter 1, verse 3
Path of the Divine
Our savior, Johnny Depp was sent unto us to rid us of the demons The Jonas and our devil Justin Beiber. He was relatively successful but our devil, Justin Beiber, still plagues with the noise he calls “music.”
Chapter 1, verse 4
Path of Honey
A room with four walls is seen as holy, and beautiful no matter what crappy furniture is in it.
Chapter 1, verse 5
Path of the schildkröte shell
Those who hate turtles are only angry at their similarities that they too are stuck in the shell of judgment.
Chapter 1, verse 6
Path of the seahorse
Whenever approaching a remnant oder Sephy Du must approach them head on and stroke only their bangs.
Chapter 1, verse 7
Path of the Süßigkeiten bar
Every Schokolade bar is seen as a gift from the goddess , before eating one Du must yell unto the heavens , “ Thank Du mother!!!!!!! “
Chapter 1, verse 8
Path of the rubber ducky
A rubber ducky is a gift from the goddess meant to protect us while we are bathing from the dreaded Vampire Vincent.
Chapter 2, verse 9
Path of the text
All those who ever quote Justin Beiber and feel no shame after are going to hell.
Chapter 2, verse 10
Path of the Pearl
Tapioca is something that must be taken seriously and savored as it is the Essen of the goddess and she loves it.
Chapter 2, verse 11
Path of the lollipop
If Rufus ever offers Du a lollipop walk away. It’s not the kind you’re thinking of.
Chapter 2, verse 12
Path of the Dub
Never… ever…. Ever…listen to English dub. Unless it is gegeben a thumbs up oder is a Final Fantasy Dub.
Chapter 2, verse 13
Path of the trash can
We don’t clean up. … Unless the goddess commands it so.
Chapter 2, verse14
Path of the Puppy
If Du ever meet a Zack Fair oder Siax ask him if he wants a doggy biscuit. They usually won’t refuse.
Chapter 2, verse 15
Path of the Jashin
Jashinism is a religion that Mother accepts. So Du still can practice that, too.
((Finish later ….))
Chapter 1, verse 1
Path of the plum
A cold room that smells like icing is a room not meant to be entered without a fork to eat cake.
Chapter 1, verse 2
Path of the apfel, apple Bottom Jeans
Our mother has created our divine group of people only to pass on her purpose and knowledge.
Chapter 1, verse 3
Path of the Divine
Our savior, Johnny Depp was sent unto us to rid us of the demons The Jonas and our devil Justin Beiber. He was relatively successful but our devil, Justin Beiber, still plagues with the noise he calls “music.”
Chapter 1, verse 4
Path of Honey
A room with four walls is seen as holy, and beautiful no matter what crappy furniture is in it.
Chapter 1, verse 5
Path of the schildkröte shell
Those who hate turtles are only angry at their similarities that they too are stuck in the shell of judgment.
Chapter 1, verse 6
Path of the seahorse
Whenever approaching a remnant oder Sephy Du must approach them head on and stroke only their bangs.
Chapter 1, verse 7
Path of the Süßigkeiten bar
Every Schokolade bar is seen as a gift from the goddess , before eating one Du must yell unto the heavens , “ Thank Du mother!!!!!!! “
Chapter 1, verse 8
Path of the rubber ducky
A rubber ducky is a gift from the goddess meant to protect us while we are bathing from the dreaded Vampire Vincent.
Chapter 2, verse 9
Path of the text
All those who ever quote Justin Beiber and feel no shame after are going to hell.
Chapter 2, verse 10
Path of the Pearl
Tapioca is something that must be taken seriously and savored as it is the Essen of the goddess and she loves it.
Chapter 2, verse 11
Path of the lollipop
If Rufus ever offers Du a lollipop walk away. It’s not the kind you’re thinking of.
Chapter 2, verse 12
Path of the Dub
Never… ever…. Ever…listen to English dub. Unless it is gegeben a thumbs up oder is a Final Fantasy Dub.
Chapter 2, verse 13
Path of the trash can
We don’t clean up. … Unless the goddess commands it so.
Chapter 2, verse14
Path of the Puppy
If Du ever meet a Zack Fair oder Siax ask him if he wants a doggy biscuit. They usually won’t refuse.
Chapter 2, verse 15
Path of the Jashin
Jashinism is a religion that Mother accepts. So Du still can practice that, too.
((Finish later ….))
Whinny
The Great Queen: Ruler Great City
The Queen, oder the Great Queen is known for her kindness inside the walls of the city. She has a dark past that even her closest allies that she has her secretes. She created the Great Wolfs. She is always worried that one day, the walls will fall.
Great Castle
