1) What gender are you? Man
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do Du want a hug?
Hug, eh? Du want to keep yer skin?
4) Do Du have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your Favorit food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your Favorit Eis flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are Du a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have Du killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do Du say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do Du hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do Du have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your Favorit season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your Favorit drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
Du can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did Du die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are Du nice oder mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are Du social oder shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do Du think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can Du stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do Du do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do Du Liebe someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time Du wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded Von the queen's men.
25) What's your Favorit band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do Du consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If Du could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your Favorit thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your Favorit colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time Du cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do Du have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did Du name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are Du crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do Du consider yourself a happy oder a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) Favorit movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do Du have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people Lesen this right now?
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do Du want a hug?
Hug, eh? Du want to keep yer skin?
4) Do Du have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your Favorit food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your Favorit Eis flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are Du a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have Du killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do Du say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do Du hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do Du have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your Favorit season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your Favorit drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
Du can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did Du die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are Du nice oder mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are Du social oder shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do Du think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can Du stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do Du do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do Du Liebe someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time Du wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded Von the queen's men.
25) What's your Favorit band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do Du consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If Du could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your Favorit thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your Favorit colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time Du cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do Du have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did Du name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are Du crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do Du consider yourself a happy oder a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) Favorit movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do Du have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people Lesen this right now?
