chapter 3
me: man are'nt Du excited????? i am!!!!
skylar: dude...ummm he's just a guy
me yea bt he actually remembered me!!!!!!!!
skylar: how the hell did u know each other to begin with?
me: well do Du remember that one Jahr when i audition for that one commercial?
skylar: ummmmmmm....yeah
me: well thats where i met him...he was soooooo sweet and cute with his shaggy long hair...
skylar: so what are Du going to have sex with him now??????
me: maybe.......maybe not.....oohhhh i am just soooo happy to see him
skylar: oh please shut up before u make me barf!!!
me: oh shutup...he's a really great guy
skylar: so is chuck norris but Du dont see me going crazy over him...do you?????
me: dude your just jealous...
skylar: and why the hell would i be jealous
me: ummmmmm.......need i remind Du of what happened with jake???
(skylar sits there in silence looking at the floor)
me: iam sorry...i should of NEVER brought up his name
skylar: its fine...i gotta get over him...
(ralphs mind)
man she probably didnt even remember me. ugggggg man i was such a jack-ass back there...looking at her chest. WHAT WAS I THINKING?????? i hope she still talks to me...well at least i get to see her when we get off the plane. but her chest was really nice...
(altheas mind)
ohhhhhhhhh boy iam soooooooooo excited!!! iam sooooo happy he actually remembered me...especially without the glocke bottoms
(two days later-arriving to L.A.)
me: whoa look at this beautiful sky
skylar: yeah...wooooooooooooooo now i have got the feeling that these jobs were soooooooo meant for us.
!!!!!!!
me: yeah...HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(we both hug and i look back to see ralph right behind me)
rm: ummmmmmmmmmmmm hey
me: hey!!!!!!! so did Du like the plane trip and all???
rm: yeah it was long but it was still fun
me: hahahahahahaha right on!!!!!!
rm: hahahahhahahahahaha yeah well i guess i will see Du at the hotel so bye...for now
me: bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(altheas mind)
man i really want to make out with him right now
skylar: Du know that Du are saying that right out loud
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sorry...
skylar: well come on...we have to go to that stupid hotel
me: ummmmmmm sky????
skylar: yeah...
me: where are my sunglasses?????????????
skylar: ummmmmmmmmmmmm they are-
me: where are they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
skylar: they are in the bag...dude chillax for once....damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: sorry....its just that when we get there...i want to look nice for ralph
skylar: dude Du have a thin body, big boobs, and a beautiful face..your pretty enough
me: thanks
skylar: okay do Du know where the hotel is cuzz i sure as hell dont
me: ummmm here...right near times square
skylar: .............
[skylar looks at me]
me: what?
skylar: give me the address
MEAN WHILE AT THE HOTEL...
rm: ugggghhhhh where is she? she sagte that she would be here...
mike: dont worry ralphie she will come
rm: we used to go to the same school wjen we were in our early teens...but i never talked to her.
mike: ....
rm: and ever since rebecca...well i've been a mess
mike: [mumbles] i'll say...
rm: what?
mike: nothing
[door opens as the girls enter]
me: whoa. this place is HUGE!
skylar: i'll say
rm: hey!!!!!! Du made it!!!!!
me: yeah sorry...i kinda got us lost
skylar: [mumbles] yeah...amature
me: what?
skylar: nothing
{akward silence}
rm: so Du guys wanna see your rooms?
[we look at each other}
skylar and me: yeah sure!
END OF CHAPTER 3
me: man are'nt Du excited????? i am!!!!
skylar: dude...ummm he's just a guy
me yea bt he actually remembered me!!!!!!!!
skylar: how the hell did u know each other to begin with?
me: well do Du remember that one Jahr when i audition for that one commercial?
skylar: ummmmmmm....yeah
me: well thats where i met him...he was soooooo sweet and cute with his shaggy long hair...
skylar: so what are Du going to have sex with him now??????
me: maybe.......maybe not.....oohhhh i am just soooo happy to see him
skylar: oh please shut up before u make me barf!!!
me: oh shutup...he's a really great guy
skylar: so is chuck norris but Du dont see me going crazy over him...do you?????
me: dude your just jealous...
skylar: and why the hell would i be jealous
me: ummmmmm.......need i remind Du of what happened with jake???
(skylar sits there in silence looking at the floor)
me: iam sorry...i should of NEVER brought up his name
skylar: its fine...i gotta get over him...
(ralphs mind)
man she probably didnt even remember me. ugggggg man i was such a jack-ass back there...looking at her chest. WHAT WAS I THINKING?????? i hope she still talks to me...well at least i get to see her when we get off the plane. but her chest was really nice...
(altheas mind)
ohhhhhhhhh boy iam soooooooooo excited!!! iam sooooo happy he actually remembered me...especially without the glocke bottoms
(two days later-arriving to L.A.)
me: whoa look at this beautiful sky
skylar: yeah...wooooooooooooooo now i have got the feeling that these jobs were soooooooo meant for us.
!!!!!!!
me: yeah...HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(we both hug and i look back to see ralph right behind me)
rm: ummmmmmmmmmmmm hey
me: hey!!!!!!! so did Du like the plane trip and all???
rm: yeah it was long but it was still fun
me: hahahahahahaha right on!!!!!!
rm: hahahahhahahahahaha yeah well i guess i will see Du at the hotel so bye...for now
me: bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(altheas mind)
man i really want to make out with him right now
skylar: Du know that Du are saying that right out loud
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sorry...
skylar: well come on...we have to go to that stupid hotel
me: ummmmmmm sky????
skylar: yeah...
me: where are my sunglasses?????????????
skylar: ummmmmmmmmmmmm they are-
me: where are they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
skylar: they are in the bag...dude chillax for once....damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: sorry....its just that when we get there...i want to look nice for ralph
skylar: dude Du have a thin body, big boobs, and a beautiful face..your pretty enough
me: thanks
skylar: okay do Du know where the hotel is cuzz i sure as hell dont
me: ummmm here...right near times square
skylar: .............
[skylar looks at me]
me: what?
skylar: give me the address
MEAN WHILE AT THE HOTEL...
rm: ugggghhhhh where is she? she sagte that she would be here...
mike: dont worry ralphie she will come
rm: we used to go to the same school wjen we were in our early teens...but i never talked to her.
mike: ....
rm: and ever since rebecca...well i've been a mess
mike: [mumbles] i'll say...
rm: what?
mike: nothing
[door opens as the girls enter]
me: whoa. this place is HUGE!
skylar: i'll say
rm: hey!!!!!! Du made it!!!!!
me: yeah sorry...i kinda got us lost
skylar: [mumbles] yeah...amature
me: what?
skylar: nothing
{akward silence}
rm: so Du guys wanna see your rooms?
[we look at each other}
skylar and me: yeah sure!
END OF CHAPTER 3