Thes are Zitate written Von yours truly. They're my thoughts on the world. Some are from mmy writings and others are out of my own head. All of them are truly original.

WHAT IS REAL
The real things in this world are things Du believe in so much that they become real. The thing can't help but be real if Du really believe.
HARRY POTTER
That story isn't ending anytime soon. Why? Because so many people Liebe it and remember it.
LOVE
Pointless, really.
MEN
That word is a synonym for stupid in all of my dictionaries.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS
Du know what I see when I watch football? Brain damage. It's a bunch of guys making themselves stupider Von fighting over a ball that isn't even round.
FOOTBALL
It's really easy for me to follow football. I do whatever I wanted to do, and pop in now and again. I ask who's winning and who we like. I watch maybe the first Minute and the last Minute of the game. Everything else is just pointless.
PENCILS AND WRITING
There is an advantage and a disadvantage to being a writer. The advantage is that Du always have Schreiben utensils. The disadvantage is that Du can never find them when Du want them.
BORDER WARS
Two groups of people fighting over an invisible line drawn on maps. Does it really matter where the line is?
POLITICS
So, Du want to be a politician? Are Du a liar? Are Du good at insults? Can Du argue about anything and everything? Are Du loud?