Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 star, sterne hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving Du a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that Du are able to function relatively well. However, Du are still parched. Du can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 star, sterne hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. Du may look okay but Du have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee Du chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though Du have a nice demeanour about the office, Du are costing your employer valuable money because all Du really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and Schreiben trödel, schrott, junk-e- e-mails.
3 star, sterne hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. Du are definitely a Weltraum cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks Von Du gag because her perfume reminds Du of the Zufällig gin shots Du did with your alcoholic Friends after the bouncer kicked Du out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if Du were in your bett with a dozen Donuts and a litre of Coca-Cola watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet Coca-Cola - yet Du haven't peed once.
4 star, sterne hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and Du can't speak too quickly oder else Du might honk. Du have Lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted Du for being late and has gegeben Du a lecture for reeking of booze. Du wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that Du missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like Du put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes Du look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. Du would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, oder 3. A time machine so Du could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 star, sterne hangover (aka Dante's 4th kreis of Hell) *****
Du have a Sekunde heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits Weiter to you. Death seems pretty good right now. Du can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid wodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your hemd, shirt and making Du dizzy. Du still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least Du think it's toothpaste crust. Du don't give a damn either way. Your body has Lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at Du and your co-workers think that your dog just died because Du look so pathetic. Du should have called in sick because all Du can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 star, sterne hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving Du a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that Du are able to function relatively well. However, Du are still parched. Du can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 star, sterne hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. Du may look okay but Du have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee Du chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though Du have a nice demeanour about the office, Du are costing your employer valuable money because all Du really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and Schreiben trödel, schrott, junk-e- e-mails.
3 star, sterne hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. Du are definitely a Weltraum cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks Von Du gag because her perfume reminds Du of the Zufällig gin shots Du did with your alcoholic Friends after the bouncer kicked Du out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if Du were in your bett with a dozen Donuts and a litre of Coca-Cola watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet Coca-Cola - yet Du haven't peed once.
4 star, sterne hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and Du can't speak too quickly oder else Du might honk. Du have Lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted Du for being late and has gegeben Du a lecture for reeking of booze. Du wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that Du missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like Du put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes Du look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. Du would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, oder 3. A time machine so Du could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 star, sterne hangover (aka Dante's 4th kreis of Hell) *****
Du have a Sekunde heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits Weiter to you. Death seems pretty good right now. Du can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid wodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your hemd, shirt and making Du dizzy. Du still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least Du think it's toothpaste crust. Du don't give a damn either way. Your body has Lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at Du and your co-workers think that your dog just died because Du look so pathetic. Du should have called in sick because all Du can manage to do is breathe....very gently
