Hey Pinjas!! Randomness! Got this in an email... Thought Du guys might enjoy it!
In case Du need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: Du could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some Frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion)
On Nanna's tiramisu Dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer brot Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And Du thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me Mehr time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car oder operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 Jahr olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Weihnachten lights: "For indoor oder outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese Essen processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this kleidungsstück does not enable Du to fly".
(No way...are Du serious?)
In case Du need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: Du could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some Frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion)
On Nanna's tiramisu Dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer brot Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And Du thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me Mehr time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car oder operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 Jahr olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Weihnachten lights: "For indoor oder outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese Essen processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this kleidungsstück does not enable Du to fly".
(No way...are Du serious?)