Reporter: Good afternoon Miss. Konan.
Konan: Afternoon.
Reporter: Von the way we are so grateful that Du accepted our invitation for this interview.
Konan: Well, its my plesure.
Reporter: Alright then. So how does it feel to be the only female Akatsuki member?
Konan: Err. . . Its alright. But it has its ups and downs though.
Reporter: Ups and downs eh? How exactly?
Konan: Oh its pretty great on missions. Working together and all but afterwards, things get a little. . . Tireing.
Reporter: Tireing? Are Du saying that Du dont really get along?
Konan: Oh no. We get along fine. Its just that they have the tendency to creep Du out.
Reporter: Anyone specifically?
Konan: Uhm. . . Let me think. . . Oh Zexus is a total freakshow, and Deidera with his tongue on his palm, Kisame the fisch guy, Hidin makes me so uncomfortable and most of all, i think Tobi needs serious help.
Reporter: Those are alot of names. Do Du mind telling me exactly how they "creep" Du out?
Konan: Of course! Firstly, Zexzus has a huge . . . Thing on his head. He is half black and half white.
Reporter: So what Du are trying to say is that Du are offended Von hia appearance.
Konan: Er. . . Yes. I mean no. I mean uhm something like that.
Reporter: Who else?
Konan: Yes. Hidin is always saying really offensive things. It makes me really uncomfortable.
Reporter: Okay.
Konan: Oh! And Kazuko. I caught him stealing my money.
Reporter: Wow! What did Du do to him.
Konan: Nothing. He treatened to sew my mouth shut if i sagte anything.
Reporter. And what about Deidera?
Konan: He is the worst of all. He sticks his palm/mouths tongue out at me just for the fun of freaking me out.
Reporter: And Tobi?
Konan: He acts really abnormally. Im honestly concerned.
Reporter: So in conclusion?
Konan: In conclusion, i have alot to put up with as the only female Akatsuki.
Reporter: I almost forgot! What about Nagato.
Konan: *blushes* well, he is . . . Okay.
Reporter: Okay? That really dosent say anything.
Konan. I have no other Kommentar about Nagato.
Reporter: Thanks alot for the interview Konan.
Konan: Du are welcome.