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The Weiter day, Jerry returned to his house after buying groceries. The Sekunde he walked into his kitchen, the phone rang.

Jerry: *Picks up his phone* Yeah?
Costanza pony 93: We got trouble down here! Come help us out! *Gets shot, and hangs up*
Jerry: What an interesting phone call. *Runs to his car, grabbing a Mac-10 on the way out*

He drove to the villa where his boss lives, along with dozens of other Costanza members.

Jerry: *Stops near a tree*
Mexicans: *Firing MP5's at the Costanza's*
Costanza pony 55: *On an M60, Weiter to two ponies using M4 Carbines*
Jerry: *Gets out of his car, and shoots three...

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times Von a blue unicorn. He gets punched one Mehr time, and his glasses break*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Weiter to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...

Tom met Nikki at the park.

Tom: What do Du wanna do first?
Nikki: *Hugs Tom as she kisses him*
Tom: Whoa.
Nikki: My Friends told me to. I hope Du don't mind.
Tom: Not at all. In fact. *Kisses Nikki*

They walked down one of the path's in the park. Lots of trees were on both sides, and on the right side of the path was a stream.

Tom: Ever since I was five, I always enjoyed skipping stones.
Nikki: No kiddin'. I do too.
Tom: Best two out of three, let's see who can go the farthest.

They both stood inside the water, each holding a trio of flat stones.

Tom: On the count of three. One.
Nikki: Two.
Tom: Three....

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told Du that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...