Yeah!

And if your herz stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did Du get what Du deserve?
The ending of your life
And if Du get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did Du get what Du deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your herz can't take this

Have Du heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked Du anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what Du planned.
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?
Ohh dead.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
Du never fell in love
Did Du get what Du deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you* get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did Du get what Du deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your herz can't take this

Have Du heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked Du anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol Von the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of Du can give?

One, two, one two three four!

LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!