"Lets send a country some cupcakes. Du think some Cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness." -Gerard Way

"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take Du alive" - Gerard Way "The best thing about wearing black is that Du can hide pretty easily, unless you're in like Hawaii, then Du can't hide." - Gerard Way "Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at all those stupid magazines with stick-like models. Eat healthy and excercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell Du you're not good enough. Du are good enough, you're too good. Liebe your family with all your herz and listen to it. Du are gorgeous, whether Du are a size 3 oder a size 14. It doesn't matter what Du look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as Du respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, Du are beautiful." - Gerard Way "Oh! It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect..." - Gerard Way

"Oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying" - Gerard Way [My Chemical Romance]

"One time me and Bert were making out for so long, that it wasn't funny. But then, it was funny"- Gerard Way

"Whats this? rosa Bunny ears? As much as I know Du want me to wear them, they'll clash with my outfit, but I know my good friend Frank Iero here'll like 'em"- Gerard Way. *Gerard Lesen a sign some guys are holding up* 'Please sign our shirts so we can get laid'.... 'I'll sign 'em, but they won't get laid'.

"You could put a dominoe mask on anything and it would become a superhero. Du could put a dominoe mask on a milkman and he'll become, like, super milkman."

-Gerard Way

'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 oder a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as Du respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' - Gerard Way.

'My biggest addictions have been Schokolade cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.' - Frank Iero

strand balls at festivals are the work of the devil!
- Gerard Way
Cameraman: I see Du Lost your pants again Gerard: They always fall down

Cameraman: So, did Du read Ellen DeGeneres's new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.

Dont piss your life away with suicide
- it's a bullshit way out
- Gerard Way

Dude! It's for that hamster that I'm gunna buy!- Gerard Way

First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

Frank: I'd datum Gerard.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.
- Gerard Way
I could eat my body weight in sushi!
- Mikey Way

I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.
-Gerard Way
I was like wooo, I like killed so many plants.
-Gerard Way

I would datum Gerard.
- Frank Iero

I would rather be a creature of the night then an old dude. - Gerard Way

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass.
I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
- Gerard Way

I'm gonna buy whatever dusche curtain I want.
- Gerard Way

If Du dont go to high school,you will definately go to jail-Gerard Way [New Jersey] is like New York's retarded brother, Du know? the one they keep locked up in the basement-Frank Iero I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, & if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids-Frank

Interviewer: How do Du feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell Du why.
I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old...
Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees.

Interviewer: So how did Du feel about the hugs after that?
Gerard: The hugs were sweet

Interviewer: What happened the night Du kissed Frank? Gerard: Magic, fireworks...

Interviewer: Why should the world give a damn about My Chemical Romance?

Gerard: Because we give a damn about it.
Frank: Save your life.
Gerard: Yeah. Good enough for me, and there are so few people that actually do give a damn about the world.
Frank: Yeah.

Interviewer: Very true.

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. Du know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

Interviewer: Du know this interview is on a porn channel? What do Du guys have to say to all those guys out there who are watching this and just got done jacking off? Gerard: Uhh...YOUR MOM'S COMMING!!!!!

It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard isn't cool!
-Mikey

Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking Du off.. for any amount of money!-Gerard Way

Leah Miller Of Much Music: Do Du guys have any fetishes?
Bob: Beards.....
Frank: Yeah, beards....
Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!
-Gerard

People think we're rich vampires.
-Gerard Way
So how was Weihnachten for Du guys? Did Du all get lots of nice black t-shirts?
- Gerard Way
So many people treat Du like you're a kid so Du might as well act like one and throw your Fernsehen out of the window.
- Gerard Way
Suicide is a serious thing. And if Du know anyone who is suicidal, Du need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should Liebe themselves. Like I Liebe Du all.
-Gerard Way
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
-Gerard

The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
-Mikey Way

There's a guy in sweatpants and a hockey jersey and his name was Howard Benson! Gerard Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my gürtel buckle as well.
- Mikey Way

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Lero
We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.
-Mikey Way
When the water touched my balls, that's when I got scared.
- Frank Iero

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tee on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the dusche and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bär suit?
-Gerard Way
Women being objectified and all the bad things that are just inherit and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way.
- Gerard Way

Du should see me as a chick. I look hot as a chick
- Gerard Way
The interviewer: Cat oder dog? Frank,Gerard,Ray,Mikey:Dog. Bob:Cat... oh jeez.