Kirk: What does God need with a starship?
McCoy: Jim, what are Du doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't Du know? Aren't Du God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": Du doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! Du don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
"God": Then here is the proof Du seek.
[Hits Kirk with lightning]
Kirk: Why is God angry?
Sybok: Why? Why have Du done this to my friend?
"God": He doubts me.
Spock: Du have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
"God": [hits Spock with lightning; then addresses McCoy] Do Du doubt me?
McCoy:...
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