"The only thing better than a unicorn is a gay unicorn."

"Fashion goes out of fashion. Style never does."

"I want your soul."

"Obama, I know that you're listening... ARE Du LISTENING!?"

"Welcome to the monster ball, now dance Du mother fuckers!"

"All the freaks are outside and I know cause I locked the fuckin doors."

'' DO Du THINK I'M SEXY? ''

"As artists, we are eternally heartbroken"

"To clarify, I would not be killing the human being that I would be eating. And it would have to be a cadaver of someone that had already passed. So it would have to be an old lady burger."

"I don't like Los...