5SOS'S MICHAEL CLIFFORD REVEALS THE STUPIDEST SONG HE'S EVER WRITTEN 

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It\'s hard to believe that Michael Clifford off of 5SOS is even capable of writing a bad song. This is the guy behind everything from \'18\' to \'She Looks So Perfect\', for crying out loud. He knows his shiz. So the news he once wrote a kinda silly song that isn\'t \'Pizza\' has shocked us to our very core, tbh.

So yeah, recalling the worst tune he\'s ever put his name to Mikey revealed that he penned one about \'the moon and a girl.\' Probably after a

Having a chinny chin chinwag with Rolling Stone mag, Michael explained: "I remember writing the stupidest song I\'ve written...It had, like, three chords, and it was about the moon. Something about the moon and a girl. She was a nonexistent girl because I was 12. 

"I wanted to write a song about a girl so that people would be like, \'Wow, girls like you?\' And I\'d be like \'Yeah, totally,\' when in reality that\'s just not true."

Right, look Michael; you\'re being bloody ridiculous here. You\'re telling us those few thousand people at your shows don\'t like you? Babes they\'re

. Also we actually kinda wanna hear this mysterious song about the moon and a girl. Preferably with a space-themed video.

What d\'ya make of that, then? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape, if you fancy. THANKS and CHEERS and stuff.

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