Meerjungfrauen I mean who doesnt like them they swim gracefully swifly and elagent as their bodys take a lifetime experience that hardly anyone has experienced.I will tell Du about all the latest ways on how to become a mermaid .This was recomended Von a scientist in 2007 .He sagte that to become a mermaid Du must insert fisch blood into your vains with a syringe Du can not drink it because it will just end up trvelling through Du digestive system and the blood will not get anywhere aprt from down the sewage sytem and I would not recomend this to anyone because it is hazadus but if Du really want to try it out get some safety measures first because if something did happen Du would need to sort it out and fast and if Du are absoulutely desperrate to try this out get a specialist such as a paramedic to stand Von just incase .