Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when Du fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked Du out of hell?
He says "Where have Du been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did Du find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do Du do for a living?
Female:...
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