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Girls Don’t Realize These Things
I'm sorry
That I bought Du roses
to tell Du that I like you.
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with Du when Du were drunk.
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.
I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy Du expensive things.
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I'm sorry
I would rather...
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