Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though Du were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with erdnuss butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the erdnuss butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelee sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow erdnuss butter oder gelee sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelee at wall, sneering “I...
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