Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though Du were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with erdnuss butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the erdnuss butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelee sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow erdnuss butter oder gelee sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelee at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of erdnuss butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical erdnuss butter and gelee sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that Du were the instrument Von which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol oder Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place erdnuss butter slice over gelee slice
4. Spread gelee on the other slice
5. Spread erdnuss butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of erdnuss butter and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim Du coerced them into making the sandwich for Du all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make Du another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as Du start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply erdnuss butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, erdnuss butter
Darlton
1. Make a erdnuss butter and gelee sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say Du had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though Du were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with erdnuss butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the erdnuss butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelee sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow erdnuss butter oder gelee sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelee at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of erdnuss butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical erdnuss butter and gelee sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that Du were the instrument Von which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol oder Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place erdnuss butter slice over gelee slice
4. Spread gelee on the other slice
5. Spread erdnuss butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of erdnuss butter and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim Du coerced them into making the sandwich for Du all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make Du another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as Du start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply erdnuss butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, erdnuss butter
Darlton
1. Make a erdnuss butter and gelee sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say Du had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
