Der Herr der Ringe Article: Du know your a lotr Fan when....

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posted by Mallory101

1. Du have millons of Fotos and drawings in your room

2.always talk about the movies

3. have seen all 3 of the Filme over 6 times each

4.are apart of the lotr spot

5.ride Pferde in your spare time

6. practice sword fighting with a fake oder real sword

7. have a rivedell,gondor,rohan ect flag copy in your room

8. have lotr figures

9. own the Bücher oder have read them

10. have a secert crush on a person from the movies

11. practice fighting evil dragons

12.Have pictures and drawings of people and places

13. try to learn elf

14. always study the map of middle earth

15.always have dreams of being in middle earth

16.call your sibblings a "took"

17. when your parents have a party of somesort Du steal the big dragon firewrorks out of your dads wagon "basment" before they light off the feuer works (like pippin and merry)

18. attack your dog with a walking stick filled with magic if he gets up on his hind legs and acts like the balrog

19.run when Du see a spinne coming tward Du (to eat Du like shelob)

20.love middle earth and its people,plants,and Tiere (and wepons:) )
Just to tell Du i am all these things and there are way Mehr ways to know your a Fan one is Du watch the Filme and respect them remember that one ;)!!!!!!

AMLuquette, becca85 and 7 others like this

lloyd2 I can tick all boxes apart from 19.

i_luv_angst i certainly qualify, then....

Mallory101 thankx peopel please comment more and save

Mallory101 i own a real sword too but its not really good and its old so its hanging up on a wall

Snugglebum ok, i wish i had Sting and the evenstar pendant, LOTR made me scared of spiders(though Harry Potter didnt help much), i have drawn Frodo twice, and i would KILL to go to new zealand...

alexapetrelli The only ones I haven't done/have is numbers: 1 [but I am getting liads and printing loads constantly lol], 5, 7, 15, 16, 17 and 18 [I dont have a dog].

i_luv_angst My friend and I are conspiring to run away to New Zealand and see all the places where they filmed. I actually do fence with a local fencing club, and yes, I have had dreams with characters from LOTR (the latest one was when Eomer and Faramir were at my old elementary school) though I can't say I do numbers 5(I'm allergic to horses), 7, 8, 10, 17 (though I did act out LotR in the woods with my friends), 18 (I'm allergic to dogs).

spikes_girl i'm definitely am obsessed with lord of the rings!

Mallory101 i luv LOTR

Mallory101 LOTR is like my life,beside horses

boxing-guy Why are people rating this low

Laurencia7 i know all the chars and lines by heart but don't match any of those qualifications.

Blossom71 When you have all that you know you got it bad.I got it bad!LOL

Euri 1,7,12 All my pictures are on my computer does that count? 2, 4,5,6,9,14,15,20 Yes 3. I don't own them (Yet) I've seen the first two once and the third I've only watched my favorite parts over and over again :) 8, 10, 16, 17, 19 No 11. I practice fighting evil things but not because of LOTR ;) 13. Not really trying to learn it just looking into it 18. I don't have a dog and my grandparent’s dog is too cute to pretend she's evil :)

ChibiUsa1995 1 and 12. On my computer. 2,3,4,8,9, 10. Although it's not secret. ;) and 20. I would love to learn to fence. :D

shihtzuoscar All of them, I have had LOTS of dreams Like the one last night where I met pippin on eHarmony (lol)

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Brego - LOTR Hintergrund

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The Lord of the Rings

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Legolas Greenleaf

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Aragorn

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43 Ways to Annoy Legolas

posted by Mallory101

1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind datum with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond Singen in the dusche *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a baum and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...

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12 Days of Weihnachten LOTR Style

posted by Mallory101

On the first Tag of Weihnachten a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the Sekunde Tag of Weihnachten a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third Tag of Weihnachten a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth Tag of Weihnachten a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth Tag of Weihnachten a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...