Crusade
'You've just been hit Von lightning,your stark naked, and Du dont even remember your own name. Du have a fairly loose definition of fine.'
'Look at his face'
'Lois. Lois Lane'
'You know how many people get struck Von lightining once a year? Hardly any.You know how many survive? Even less.and the number who get picked up Von Lost driver's? Zero. So far your 3 for 3. How about a little less complaining and a little Mehr vorwärts-, nach vorn motion.'
'Stay. Good.'
'Nicorette. I've gegeben up smoking. These are the only thing that get me through the day. I started when i was 15, it was my father's fault. He sagte if he saw me smoking he'd kill me. So in a fit of teenage rebellion. I started, then i couldn't stop. Now i've got a gum addiction.'
'Well i'm just not comfortable with uncomfortable silences.'
'Well your going to have to get through me first.'
' A fact Du could've shared before Du were breathing down my neck.'
'Glad to see we have moved beyond the clothing optional stage of our relationship. I'm surprised Du even remembered who i am.'
'I guess this means all your synapses are all firing again.'
'I'm just the only one doing something about it.'
'My dad raised me to be independent and self sufficent.'
'The only thing i like about Du at the moment is your Mom, Du can't possibly be as weird as i think Du are, with a Mom that cool.'
'Thanks. But Du should know, i dont pay attention to curfews and i never make my bed.'
Gone
'Look i wabnt her back Mehr than anyone. Dont Du think that your hunch is a rung on the grief ladder?'
'Okay,commando, i dont get you. Half the time your all yes ma,yes pa and the other half your the most over confident guy i've ever met.'
'Oh get over yourself. Du are not that complicated.'
'Remind me, if i'm ever a witness, not to put my life in the hands of the FBI.'
'Well don't just stand there. Come on.'
'Nothing like a little north Von northwest action to get the blood pumping huh?'
'Don't start with me Smallville, your the one taking the marathon shower. Besides my delicate feminine sensibilites weren't offended the first time i got a glimpse of Clark Junior.'
'Last time? So the Eagle Scout does have a few secrets in the closet.'
'It's the only thing i could find which was clean. Hey, lets keep this morning's game of chopper tag a secret okay?'
'Hi, Mrs Kent.'
'I dont understand what the big deal is? We just took a shower.'
'Whoever it was we don't need to worry, because their chopper is face first in the middle of a field. Okay, your non-verbals are killing me, and this seems like a family matter si i'm just gonna get out of the way.'
{To Clark} 'Wait to go.'
'I think your forgetting the part where Du saved my life. Some Ginsu boy came after us at Chloe's grave.'
'I'll say, who wouldn't want a hot summer fling in the most romantic city on earth?'
'Really? Du two?'
'A complicated thing. Nevermind.'
'The awkward tension is just getting started. I really crashed and burned on that one.'
'Only when im barreling into a train wreck.'
Wow, she didnt take any prisoners did she? Lana? Cute,smart,gutsy. Way too much for Du to handle. I can see why your in Liebe with her.'
'You dont even know what continent there on.'
'Well im right aren't i?'
'C'mon we gotta go. Hi,Daddy.'
'This is about Chloe. Clark find the connection to Luthorcorp.'
'They didnt seem to slow Du down any. I gotta say im impressed,Smallville that Du can sneak onto a military base undetected. What are Du doing here.'
'What do Du know my dad and the king of trust fund kids.'
I can handle him,Clark. Besides if Du can think that chopper recital was something, Du should have seen the escort i had for prom.'
'I guess when my Mom died he kind of cracked, and ever since then he's been scared of losing me too. I can actually talk about her. She died when i was 6.'
'Dont be unless your the one who got her hooked on cigarettes behind the gym during high school.'
'I know can Du believe it,after 15 years, my dad is finally getting some action. Im kinda happy for the old geezer.'
'What the hell was that? Chloe always told me this town was weird. I dont know how Du survived without me!'
'What do Du mean, how did i get here? How did Du get here?'
'Im so glad i found you'
Facade
'Nice arm farm boy. When's the first game?'
'Why not? An arm like that is a get out of geek free pass.'
'Which obviously Du do.'
'That's a recipe for wedgies if i've ever heard of one.'
'Daddy. Dont Du have 3000 guys to baby sit? Do Du really need to keep checking up on me?'
'I know that im late, but i can still make it to campus for orientation.'
'I know i missed a few class but...'
'Around where?'
'What a shocker. Thats the problem with high school. Its all a facade. Everyone's hiding who they are and trying to be something they're not.'
'He just ran right out infront of me. I dont know, they sagte he's gonna be okay. Physically anyway. The cops think he kinda Lost it.'
'Think about it Clark. Its the start of a new season,scholarships, the entire town counting on Du to be their hero. Who knows what neuroses are hiding behind that big man on campus mask?'
'So Du have been checking me out?'
'Are Du kidding? Tortured senior cant keep up the hometown hero act and buckles? This is as juicy as my teen cosmetic surgery article.'
'Wouldn't Du like to know. Doesnt matter, because your going down.'
Devoted
'And where'd Du get that pearl of wisdom,the Farmer's almanac?'
'Im glad Du made the team,Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing as lame as it is, it completely belonged to you.'
'Hey! What did Du do to my cousin? She's freaking me out.'
'Well obviously Du sent some kind of signal that Du were interested.'
'Oh my god. She's taken the fast train to Stepford.'
'With what? A tranquilizer gun?'
'After that performance on the field today, Im not surprised.'
'Nice work, Smallville. Du wanna know what they are using?'
'My cousin goes Martha Stewart without the jail time? Yeah. Suddenly the power of the press interests me. Look what i found.'
'So thats our smoking gun.'
'Wait a minute. Du drank some of it too. How come you're not going all Liebe slave?'
'Presumably youre infected. The cheerleaders are having a pool party tonight. How do Du look in a swimsuit,Clark?'
'Clark,faux prada bag,folder,showtime.'
'I accidentally burned her on the furnace and she snapped out of it.'
'Oh, nice Clark. Du know Du only have one thing to do.'
'Oh hey, we were just talking about you.'
'Yeah? What are Du gonna do,cheer us to death? Oh great, here comes the Liebe squad.'
'Bring it on, hot shots.'
'Okay, what the hell was that?'
'Yeah Du better hope for that kind of luck tomorrow on the field.'
'If Du break her herz i'll break your legs.'
'Oh, dont pretend Du had nothing to do with this. Why would Lex call out of the blue on my behalf?'
'Yeah,yeah. Dont get all broken up about it. Du know if could describe my time here in one word. It would be weird. I'll look vorwärts-, nach vorn to the normalcy of the big city. But dont worry. I'll visit.'
'See Du around,Smallville'
Spell
'Everyone's already been invited, Du dont want it getting back to Chloe,that Du rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.'
'Then I'd have to hurt you.'
'Relax, It's Gonna Be A Couple Of People standing around Singen Happy Birthday. Its not gonna be Sodom & Gomowah. Mr Ivy League wont even know we are here trust me.'
Pariah
'First he married the girl now he's dating her?'
'Have they arrested Du arm ornament yet?'
'The name Alicia Baker came up Mehr than once, in a bunny boiler kind of way.'
'And did she also happen to be wearing anything low cut when she spun Du that tale cause I'm not sure your thinking with your big brain here.'
'She did try to carve herself a Jack-O-Lana before cut and dry.Emphasis on the cut.'
Gone
Facade
Devoted
Spell
Pariah
