Please remember me forever
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish Du well

I'm gonna tell Du what I think about Du in that unforgivable way I do
You're an idiot
And I hate your guts
I guess I'm about as happy for Du as I would be a cockroach in my food
I know it's terrible
I really hate Du though

Do Du have your fairytale lie
oder are Du dancing to the white trash twist
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish Du well

I heard the thing that Du hate about me almost everyday, but Du still wouldn't leave
I had to pull the plug
Ooh, I hated your guts
And I heard the opposite of Liebe isn't hate
It's indifference
But I can't relate
It's not good enough
Cuz I hate your guts

Did Du settle your mediocre mind
Du had the fine wine you're better off with Bud Light

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Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish Du well
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who wants Du to go to hell

You're raining, you're boring
Oh, did Du hear me snoring?
I'd wanna mutilate myself when I talk to you
So here we are, I hope Du can tell that I'm no referral
Du can have 'em, call hell
You're gonna drive 'em nuts
They're gonna hate your guts

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