EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing Mehr than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 Jahr old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring Du to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat Du Von a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your Mehr pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
Du want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, Du annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
Du may be a king, but Du couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when Du were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your Design is cliche!
Beating Du bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, socke you, and chew on Du like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning Du man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put Du in your place
I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes Von Howard the ente high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
Du DECIDE!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing Mehr than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 Jahr old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring Du to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat Du Von a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your Mehr pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
Du want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, Du annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
Du may be a king, but Du couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when Du were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your Design is cliche!
Beating Du bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, socke you, and chew on Du like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning Du man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put Du in your place
I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes Von Howard the ente high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
Du DECIDE!
(Instrumental)
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, Tag after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered Von a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, Tag after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered Von a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true