EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as Du can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
Du can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
Du should never send a maus to do a mans job
I got armor so thick Du won't even dent me
And although I Bewegen slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 Jahr old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your arsch man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: Du think Du have swag? That's my middle name!
Du couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like Du who are just so fat
Getting everything Du want. but crying like a brat
I Bewegen 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
Du Bewegen slower than a schildkröte in a fog
Thinking Du could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
Du Bewegen like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use Du for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung Von bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
Du DECIDE!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as Du can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
Du can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
Du should never send a maus to do a mans job
I got armor so thick Du won't even dent me
And although I Bewegen slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 Jahr old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your arsch man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: Du think Du have swag? That's my middle name!
Du couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like Du who are just so fat
Getting everything Du want. but crying like a brat
I Bewegen 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
Du Bewegen slower than a schildkröte in a fog
Thinking Du could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
Du Bewegen like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use Du for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung Von bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
Du DECIDE!
(Instrumental)
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, Tag after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered Von a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, Tag after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered Von a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true