The Life and Times of Lawrence Gowan Von Gowan

My large head introduced itself to planet Earth in 1956. It happened in Glasgow Scotland and has been happening daily ever since. Without my consent, as a child I was brought to the tropic of Canada and settled among the unparalleled beauty of Scarborough. My marks in high-school were of a caliber that left me no option but to pursue the occupation of Rockstar.

Soon thereafter my skills at the Piano were rewarded with an ARCT in Performance from the Royal Conservatory of Musik in Toronto... bestowing a Mehr promising prospect for Rockstar. My first...