Science Confirms Hunde Liebe Us
Science has confirmed that Hunde Liebe us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are Du telling me Hunde look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And Du smell interesting. I Liebe you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. Du should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior Katzen occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. Katzen see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach Kätzchen to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. Katzen communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at Kätzchen because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that Hunde Liebe us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that Hunde Liebe us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are Du telling me Hunde look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And Du smell interesting. I Liebe you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. Du should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior Katzen occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. Katzen see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach Kätzchen to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. Katzen communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at Kätzchen because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that Hunde Liebe us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
