Life Explained Von God
When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.
God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all Tag Von the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in oder walks past. For this, I will give Du a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give Du back the other ten?"
So God agreed with the dog.
On the Sekunde day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, Do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give Du a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give Du back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed with the monkey.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all Tag long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milch to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give Du a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life Du want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give Du twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could Du possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," sagte God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the Weiter forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the Weiter ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
And that's how life is explained through God's creation.
When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.
God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all Tag Von the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in oder walks past. For this, I will give Du a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give Du back the other ten?"
So God agreed with the dog.
On the Sekunde day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, Do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give Du a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give Du back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed with the monkey.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all Tag long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milch to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give Du a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life Du want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give Du twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could Du possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," sagte God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the Weiter forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the Weiter ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
And that's how life is explained through God's creation.
8:00 am - Dog food! My Favorit thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My Favorit thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My Favorit thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My Favorit thing!
12:00 pm - milch bones! My Favorit thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My Favorit thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My Favorit thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My Favorit thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My Favorit thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My Favorit thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My Favorit thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My Favorit thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My Favorit thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My Favorit thing!
12:00 pm - milch bones! My Favorit thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My Favorit thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My Favorit thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My Favorit thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My Favorit thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My Favorit thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My Favorit thing!
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers oder on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the kissen Von invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the kissen too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers oder on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the kissen Von invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the kissen too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.