Von Conan O'Brien
I'd like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you'll forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious. I'd like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be half as funny as tomorrow's Commencement Speaker, Moral Philosopher and Economist, Amartya Sen. Must get Mehr laughs than seminal wage/price theoretician.
Students of the Harvard Class of 2000, fifteen years Vor I sat where Du sit now and I thought exactly what Du are now thinking: What's going to happen to me? Will I find my place in...
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