my pretty face

This follows the 'trip to jasper'



Kate and I got to the valley,
"So Kate,I have two question. In this life, can Du rename yourself?"
"Well...If Du want."
"And what do Du do if Du have no place to stay?"
"Well Du could scavenge for a höhle, den oder Du could stay with someone at there den."
"Well,see Du around."
"Where are Du headed to?"
"To find a new den."
"Oh, okay see you." I went around the valley looking for any sign of a höhle, den that has been abandoned. No luck.
"Shit! Into the forest!" I waded into the forest and after awhile I finally found an abandoned den.
"Yes!" I immediately started marking my...

The Jahr is 2022 I just finished collage and decide to go to Jasper Park,Canada. As I drive to the entrance, a ranger stops me.
"Sir, I'm Ranger Jones and we a promise that every person that comes here and must keep."
"And that would be?"
"That Du WILL not, under any sir-come-stances, litter."
"I promise not to litter,Jones."
"Why did Du call me Jones instead of 'Ranger' Jones?"
"Because I do not need to respect Du for one good reason..."
"Enlighten me."
"We have the same goal."
"Which is?"
"To conserve nature and it's beauty." He have me a friendly smile,
"Would Du like to see the head ranger?"
"Why...