Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.


Just so Du know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Joey: Hey check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: Hey Rachel did Du mind when Ross flirted with other people when Du were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 Jahr old women put on a riemen, string, tanga and she didnt even buy it!


Rachel: Du don't want to try things too fast. Du know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like Du havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give Du my baby?


Make Liebe to you? what are Du a girl?


Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?


Du know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.


But do Du think that maybe, on some level, Du don't want to take off my bra?


If she wanted to be Mehr like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle oder something?



Monica, will Du please tell Joey that he's a pig?


He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.


Why can't I become a waitress? I Liebe serving Essen (to myself).


Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.



I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City Jahr was just an amazing option.