35 Reasons Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. Du can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Du can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, Du and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps Du have.
9. Jeeps don't care if Du look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if Du buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, Du are going to own a new Jeep" unless Du go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat Du can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose Du can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, Du don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. Du can have a black Jeep and bring it Home to your parents.
16. Du don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If Du say bad things to your Jeep, Du don't have to apologize before Du drive it again.
18. Du can drive your Jeep as long as Du want and it won't get sore.
19. Du can stop driving your Jeep as soon as Du want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after Du dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult Du if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. Du don't have to take a dusche before Du ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good Du can paint it oder get better parts.
27. Du can ride your Jeep the first time Du meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, oder meet its mother.
28. The only protection Du have to wear when riding your Jeep is a decent sitz belt.
29. When in mixed company, Du can talk about what a great drive Du had the last time Du were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. Du only have to feed your Jeep when Du use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money Du spend on them.
34. Du don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when Du first met, oder anniversaries.
35. Du can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is riding lately.
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. Du can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Du can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, Du and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps Du have.
9. Jeeps don't care if Du look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if Du buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, Du are going to own a new Jeep" unless Du go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat Du can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose Du can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, Du don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. Du can have a black Jeep and bring it Home to your parents.
16. Du don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If Du say bad things to your Jeep, Du don't have to apologize before Du drive it again.
18. Du can drive your Jeep as long as Du want and it won't get sore.
19. Du can stop driving your Jeep as soon as Du want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after Du dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult Du if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. Du don't have to take a dusche before Du ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good Du can paint it oder get better parts.
27. Du can ride your Jeep the first time Du meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, oder meet its mother.
28. The only protection Du have to wear when riding your Jeep is a decent sitz belt.
29. When in mixed company, Du can talk about what a great drive Du had the last time Du were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. Du only have to feed your Jeep when Du use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money Du spend on them.
34. Du don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when Du first met, oder anniversaries.
35. Du can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is riding lately.