Liz: No, please, come in.
Jack: The look on Bianca’s face just before she choked you.
Jack: That was the most satisfying thing.
Liz: It was pretty good.
Jack: Oh, just to know that she’s filled with bile over me warms my heart.
Liz: Attaboy. That’s the Jack Donaghy I know.
Jack: What are these, your bike shorts?
Liz: All right, knock it off.
Jack: Lemon, I want to thank you for showing me that I can have a pleasant evening with a woman my own age.
Liz: I’m 12 years younger than you.
Jack: A woman your age, then.
Liz: Jack, wait…..Oh, my God. I thought you were—
Jack: Oh, good lord, Lemon, let it go. That’s never going to happen.

30 Rock 1x12 Black Tie

Liz: That’s quite a commitment to such terrible writing.
Jack: Lemon, I don’t know how to do this.
Liz: I know.
Jack: I don’t get it. It’s not the fear. I thrive on fear.
Liz: You’re looking out a fake window right now, by the way.
Jack: I bow-hunt polar bear. I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping. And it’s not the public speaking. There’s just something about performing that I can’t wrap my brain around. All this creative crap. Acting! oh… I’ve never been able to do it. Never.
Little Jack: Grains and cereals are an important— Oh! Line! Damn it! Son of a bitch!
Jack: Lemon. I need your help.
Liz: Really… Jack Donaghy needs my—
Jack: Don’t gloat. It makes you seem mannish.
Liz: Okay.
Liz: Look, this is not your fault. This whole thing was a bad idea. We should just have Josh do it, and we’ll just tell everyone you’re on a business trip.
Jack: That’s not an option. I have to do it. Once I set my mind to something,
I have to accomplish it. Ten years ago, I was an inch-and-a-half shorter than I am today. Sheer willpower. If I don’t figure this thing out by Friday, then failure wins, and that’s not acceptable. Oh, God, the room is spinning.
Liz: What do you want from me?
Jack: I’m one of your actors. I’m freaking out. Talk me down.
Liz: Okay, here’s your pep talk. You’re not an actor. You’re Jack Donaghy, all right? So quit whining and nut up. You’re right, if you can’t do this, you are a failure. Josh can do this, and earlier today, he ate a club sandwich with the toothpicks still in it. Jenna can do this, and she was once engaged to David Blaine. Any dumb-dumb can act, Jack, so be a man and get it done.
Jack: If you were any other woman on earth… I would be turned on right now.
Liz: Go home. Get some sleep.
Jack: This stays between us, right, Lemon? Lemon? Lemon? Lemon?

30 Rock 1x05 Jack-Tor

Jack: Liz,what are you doing here? I thought you were at the fitness center with your twin.
Liz: What?
Jack: Liz,it's not what you think. Kathy and i are just working together. Kathy,you know my lover,liz.
Liz: That better be true,jack,or i'll make both of you disappr, Just like i did with vivienne and patch.
Jack: Don't be ridiculous,liz. You know you're the only woman i've ever really loved. Kathy's my partner. She's hiring me to advise her in all her business matters. Isn't that true,kathy?
Kathy: [yes]
Liz: I'm sorry,darling. I've just been paranoid ever since that incident with the weather machine.
Kathy: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[silence]
Liz: No no!!!!
Jack: No no no!!
Liz: No, thank you!

30 Rock 3x01 Do Over

Jack: Hello,pussycat!
Liz: Oh,really? Lot of ladies get right in the car after that line, you creepy piece of-- JACK!!!!!
Liz: Ja Ja Ja! What are you--?
Jack: oh,i'm sorry.
Liz: When did you get back from D. C.?

30 Rock 3x01 Do Over

Jack: Lemon,how's your friend bev?
Liz: Unfortunately,bev has made a full recovery. So i have to start over with another agency. This might take a long time,actually.
Jack: The semi-virtuous path. You won't regret it.
Jack: Did you need something else,lemon?
Liz: No. I just like seeing you in there.

30 Rock 3x01 Do Over

Jack: Wait, we cannot do this. We cannot carrie liz lemon.
Liz: Oh, not okay, guys!
Jack: We all know That liz lemon has her faults, But no one's perfect. I mean, i'm certainly not perfect.
People: Don't say that, braverman! You're more than perfect.
Jack: No, no, no, it's true. I've made mistakes. Sacrificed happiness for a job I don't think i'm ever going to get. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness. Lemon here hides behind her insults, But that's not who she is. She's a good person... Whom i'm honored to call my friend.
Liz: Thank you, larry. And i'm sorry i lashed out at you. You will need those cards someday.
Jessica: Larry, We're all so happy to have you back in our lives. But me especially. Because there's someone i want you to meet. Larry...This is your son.
Jack: I am not larry braverman. I repeat, i am not larry braverman! I am liz lemon's Platonic friend, jack donaghy. Lemon, come on, let's go.
Liz: Once and for all, i want to say i'm sorry. You know what, suck it, you whittling ihop monkeys!
Jack: Lemon, the jet's waiting.
Liz: That's right, a jet, to new york city! Lemon, out!

30 Rock 3x05 Reunion

Liz: Hey,are you feeling okay?
Jack: I feel great. i feel like a kid. Lemon,i honestly don't know what i would do without you.
Liz: I'll see you tomorrow,jack.
Jack: See you tomorrow... Bijou.

30 Rock 3x16 Apollo, Apollo

Jack: Thank you very much. Lemon,real night court is not at all like the tv show. Remember that tv show?
Liz: I do.
Jack: I mean, the hookers are not funny. There's a lot more sickly homeless people and terrified college students. Thank you for bailing me out. Claire threw my wallet down a storm drain. Lemon,i'm sorry i--
Liz: i'm just glad you're okay.
Jack: Well,thank you for answering your phone.
Liz: Well,i don't know how to decline a call.
Jack: Claire used to punch me in the face. Lo,lemon,i'm done. I swear. Hey,try this on. That's a good look for you. You like that? It's yours. A little,uh, lewis carroll hair.

30 Rock 3x03 The One with the Cast of Night Court


Sorry for the poor writing in some of the quotes - I got them all from someone's blog. Actually I wanted to credit it for the images and quotes! And general list!
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