Keep Your Distance

Setting:Zims base!
Characters:Zim,Gir,Dib,Gaz
Gir:HEHEHEHEHE *messing up zim's base*
Zim:GIR!!!! QUIT IT BEFORE Du MESS UP SOMETHING ELESE!
Gir:*continues*
Zim:WAIT Gir THATS THE BODY SWITCHER!!!!!!!!!
ZIM AND GIRS BODYS SWITCH!
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gir in Zim's body:*still messing up the base*
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WILL BE AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE I SWITCH US BACK!Well Gir because i'm in your body your going to have to be me at "skool" tomorrow.I will be here trying to find away to switch us back.
NEXT DAY!
Gir in Zim's body:*watching tv*
Zim in Gir's body:GIR GO TO...

Dib returned and Blink hugged him. ''Welcome back!'' Blink said, smiling. "How's your head?" Dib asked, hugging her back. ''It's ok. It doesn't really hurt anymore." Blink said, rubbing her bruise. Suddenely Blink couldn't stay awake. It was 3 in the morning and she's been up since 7 am. She fell asleep and Dib carried her into her room. Zim was asleep, when he heard Dib's footsteps. He awoke and opened his door. Dib was lying Blink on her bed. Zim quickly shut his door before Dib saw him. Dib walked into his room and the door shut. The lights turned off, and after 3 oder 4 minutes, Zim could...

Zim quickly started to remember that the Dib Child was missing. He began to wonder where he went. He had no idea of what was happening in Irk. In a couple months, he is to find out.

Irk............(The massive)

Dib and Blink spent 5 months playing videogames, watching TV and destroying planets. The most imporant thing was that Blink and Dib enjoyed their time together. Dib sighed. "Blink, we've done all the fun things on Irk. I'm bored." He said, rubbing his eyes. ''Me tooo....'' Blink said, yawning. ''Yah, you're always bored. he, just like me.'' Dib said, standing up. Blink stood up too. Suddenely,...

''Ah! welcome Blink! please, have a sitz with your little friend.'' Purple said, gesturing them to two empty sitz at the end of the table. Purple sat back down Von red at the other end. "Dib I can't see tthem!'' Blink whispered, sighing. ''shh. Listen. He's talking.'' an irken told her, while pointing to a very old looking irken. ''Princess Blink, it's an honor of having Du home. In all my life I have never met royality besides the tallest themselves. My name is Ferdwink.'' Ferdwink said, sitting back down. ''FEASTING TIME!'' Red said, grabbing a meat leg. ''Go on! I'm sure Du had eaten some...

lin fell to her knees. '' who am i kidding! ill never be an invader! ida's right im a big disapointment!'' veer just stood there ''master'' lin looked up at her unit who seemed to have an idea. ''why not go down to earth?'' lin was confused. ''earth? is there even such thing as a silly planet?'' veer turned to her master with a blank expression on her face ''i believe so the tallest sent an irken there 5 months Vor maybe they can help us.'' lin stood up. ''veer your crazy im not going down to that planet just to bother another irken of thier plans to coquer that world.plus i think they wont...

i woke up to the feeling of intense heat against my face. i opened my eyes and took out my Contact Lenses to see that the forest was on FIRE! i took off my wig to see that it had been burned to shoulder length. i threw it on the ground at the sound of wailing kittens.

i followed the crying into the feuer to see three Kätzchen and the body of there mother. my eyes widened as i realized that it was the same cat that, in my dreams, had tried to save me from the horrible feuer and failed. the Kätzchen were huddles inside a rock, staring at there dead mother in horror. ' her last attempt to save them.'...

it had been many months since the dance.i woke up to the radio playing Leon Thomas the third's "Dream." "It all started out so innocently Du were just another pretty face that I loved to see." the radio sang with innocents.i got up and brushed my wig.i got out of my pajamas and tried to decide what to wear.i decided to go with a simple black dress and a golden herz locket. it had two Irkens i didn't recognize.the on the left was a female with dark green eyes and the one on the right was a male with bright Gold eyes. i took the pictures out and stuck them in my mirror, replacing them with...

so this is billy and mandy and invader zim so i hope Du like it.
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billy and mandy pov

mandy,billy was in the living room with grim they was watching tv.

"grim is it true that aliens is real"billy ask

"no billy they not"grim said

"but there is a Zeigen called invader zim i going to to watch it"billy said

"fine billy"mandy said

billy cilck the tv Zeigen and bily saw a alien and robot on the show

"look grim,mandy there's a alien in the show"billy said

"billy it's zim and Gir that's why it's name invader zim dumb kid"mandy said

"can we go there grim"billy ask

"mmm well i...

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Heh please don't hate me this is my first IZ fic ^^;
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Zim could only hold his curiosity for so long. Gir was continuously throwing himself at the floor, pounding his tiny fists into it,and yelling,
before standing up and repeating the process. It looked like he was having a tantrum.

"GIR! What are Du doing?"

"SHH!" The robot put a finger to his metal lips before hitting the ground again. "I'm attacking the floor! It won't make me a sammich!"

Zims eyes narrowed as he took in what his slave had said. He quickly ignored his S.I.R units actions and began talking....

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