I Wake up in a dark room. So dark, that I can’t see the Wand I’m laid up against to. I’m tied up, and I’m covered with dust, and dirt. Tubes are attached to Zufällig parts of my body, and liquid is flowing through them. I try to stand up, but it’s useless. My legs have absolutely no feeling In them, and I have a headache that could kill a bear. I rub up and down the Wand I’m against, and wear away the tape that bound my limbs together, and then I un-wrap the rest of the tape. I feel along the sides of the room, and find a door. I get the tape that was wrapping my body, and fashion it into a sharp point, and then stick it in the lock that was keeping the door locked. I then open the door, and look out onto the city. The city was overrun with huge buildings, all with a symbol of an Irkan face, with a kreis in the middle. The buildings had tons of smoke flowing out of them, so now I know why most planets left Von the Irkan race are completely fried Von global warming. A shaken feeling flows throughout my body. The Irkans won. But I need to take all that back. I had killed the Tallest, so now what do I do? I sat down and thought. If I am the only human left, and killing the entire race’s leaders wouldn’t even put any kind of stop to their plans of taking over a planet, what would save the Earth? So as I was thinking, a pair of Irkans with uniforms, and two SIR robots came around the corner, and saw me. “Hey! Why aren’t Du in the blood houses? One of the SIR’s came over to me, and locked me in a position while the other scanned me. “Epidermis exposed. Cuticles identified. Pupils located. One Mehr identification needed to approve of human identity.” The SIR holding me down flipped me on my back and removed the part of my dirty, shrunken hemd, shirt that was covering my back. The other SIR held out his arm and it’s hand, claw, thing, became three metallic tubes. He thrust the tubes at my back, and tried to place them into my skin. “PAK is not available. Subjects’ temperature is 98.6 degrees. Blood is….error…error…error: no blood cells of any kind are located in subject. Every sign points to human except blood… ILLOGICAL…..” Then the SIR’s head exploded. Typical Irkan machinery. Both of the Irkan police’s mouths gaped open, and after a couple seconds, I flipped around, crushed the SIR that was holding me down, and ran down the street. The police shook their heads, then ran towards me, and took out two staffs that had a blade at the end, also with electricity spurting out of the end of the blade. They were catching up fast, so I saw a building, and ran into it. That was one of the most stupid, but rewarding decisions I have ever made. I ran in, and closed the door, and waited for the cops to pass. I turned around, and saw about 20 Irkans staring at me, and a few of them holding boxes, and one of them holding… a dog?! The dog seemed to be a breed that was not living during the time that humans roamed the Earth, and it looked a little sick… it had brand marks of the Irkan symbol on it, a scar on its stomach, and it’s front right leg was artificial and robotic. The first thing that came to my mind at that moment was to take it, and save it from a death that was sure to come. So, I ran to the other end of the room, and took the dog. The Irkans were surprised to see a human, because they had not seen one for 3 years. At the time I had not known that, but right now as I tell Du this, I do know that. I smashed through the closest window, and ran into am alley. After my adrenaline rush, I looked at the dog in my hands, and I saw the cutest eyes ever. They seemed to be thanking me for saving him from the aliens. I looked at his robot leg, and at his brand marks, and I sighed. He whimpered and started licking my hands. I put him down and tried to think of a name for him. He went over to a garbage can, and knocked it down. I smirked, and the idea came to me immediately. “That’s it. Come here, Buster.” That sounded right. Buster. Weiter time, I will take a break from telling Du about what happened up until the point that I’m at now, and explain some Fragen Du might have about what is going on at this point in the story. Like what a blood house is. oder the reason I am still alive. oder what time it is. oder where Tak, Zim, my dad, and Gir are. oder where are the humans are. Yes, the humans are still alive.
Gir opened the door. The mail flew at his face. A spark flies from Gir's doggy suite and it hits a car. Gir: Oops! Sorry! Gir runs inside and he starts walking slower. Zim comes out with a huge magnet. Zim: Gir! I demand Du to...
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the tabelle and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are Du all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. Du do Liebe me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the tabelle and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are Du all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. Du do Liebe me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will Zeigen the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, oder why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks sagte it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will Zeigen the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, oder why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks sagte it was stupid.
Seeing Gir reminded Kat of her own family. She began to have a flashback:
"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" sagte Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- oder did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from Tag one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!
But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.
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"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" sagte Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- oder did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from Tag one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!
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It was 12:15. Just past midight. I was watching my Favorit TV Zeigen 'Invader Zim'.
I really Liebe that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
I really Liebe that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...