WARNING = May die of laughter
Zim walked along the sidewalk with Gir on a leash. Gir had been stopping at every feuer hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like Gir glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because Gir threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the feuer hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since Du were such a bad doggy, Du get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a schemel, hocker in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!" sagte Zim.
"GIR turned back around. A pool of tears filled the corner.
Zim walked to his laboratory and looked through through a telescope he had built.
What are THOSE?" sagte Zim
Two white horse like creatures were up in the sky. They had horns on their heads that were sparkling.
"They're.................THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER MY MISSION!!!!!! I must go and stop them!!!! GIR! Go and get my Weltraum ship ready! I got my boots on, and went to my Weltraum ship.
"WHY ISIN'T IT ON?!?!" sagte Zim
"Because Du told me to sit in the corner and not move" sagte GIR.
Zim walked along the sidewalk with Gir on a leash. Gir had been stopping at every feuer hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like Gir glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because Gir threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the feuer hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since Du were such a bad doggy, Du get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a schemel, hocker in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!" sagte Zim.
"GIR turned back around. A pool of tears filled the corner.
Zim walked to his laboratory and looked through through a telescope he had built.
What are THOSE?" sagte Zim
Two white horse like creatures were up in the sky. They had horns on their heads that were sparkling.
"They're.................THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER MY MISSION!!!!!! I must go and stop them!!!! GIR! Go and get my Weltraum ship ready! I got my boots on, and went to my Weltraum ship.
"WHY ISIN'T IT ON?!?!" sagte Zim
"Because Du told me to sit in the corner and not move" sagte GIR.
Gir opened the door. The mail flew at his face. A spark flies from Gir's doggy suite and it hits a car. Gir: Oops! Sorry! Gir runs inside and he starts walking slower. Zim comes out with a huge magnet. Zim: Gir! I demand Du to...
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the tabelle and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are Du all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. Du do Liebe me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the tabelle and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are Du all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. Du do Liebe me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will Zeigen the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, oder why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks sagte it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will Zeigen the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, oder why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks sagte it was stupid.
Seeing Gir reminded Kat of her own family. She began to have a flashback:
"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" sagte Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- oder did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from Tag one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!
But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.
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"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" sagte Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- oder did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from Tag one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!
But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.
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It was 12:15. Just past midight. I was watching my Favorit TV Zeigen 'Invader Zim'.
I really Liebe that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
I really Liebe that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...