We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'? English: Hello. How are Du today?
Reub.: Du can't drink two jars of applesauce if Du don't lift the guard dog. Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, Du can make a dog bark faster than a fisch can climb a tree. Engl.: I think Du are cute.
Hey! It's me again! Du may have notice that my Nutzername is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my Favorit couple EVER, McGee and Abby from Navy CIS (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your Nutzername right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope Du guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!
And remember to RR&R! I Liebe all of your reviews,...