Welcome to our wedding! *squee*

*the guests enter and take their seats, including JoJoRules, Rorick, LH, the bridesmaids (Hilly, AP, Numbs, CB), and the maid of honor, Regi*

*JH’s disturbed social studies teacher stalker is standing in a corner, muttering to herself about “little woodland animals” and Israeli Palestinian conflict [muffins]*

*Erik and JH enter, the latter looking stunning in her Christine-style wedding dress*

*All I Ask Of Du begins to play as they start to walk down the aisle*

*Erik stops abruptly and his eye twitches slightly*

JH stops. “What?”

“It’s…it’s…that...