Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars continues in this installment.
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User: Prepare yourself!
Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?
User: We are going to settle this right here!
Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.
User: *throws Canada at you*
Cleverbot: *throws Russian bär at Putin*.
User: *hits with Finland*
Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.
User: *hits with Sweden*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with the Axis Powers*
Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.
User: *throws a Nokia*
Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.
User: *hits with 2ps*
Cleverbot: *eats pinkie pie and throws an eskimo eating a pie at you*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *carves kürbis into Halloween decoration*.
User: Uh, Cleverbot? This is supposed to be a Hetalia war.
Cleverbot: Are Du human oder a robot?
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: *hits with Belarus*
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Du don't scare me!
Cleverbot: Du scare me a little.
User: *his with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: Awesomeness is Prussia.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed is a marvelous word.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Diana Krall is married to Elvis Costello.
User: Back on the subject, Clevy.
Cleverbot: Indeed is a marvelous word.
User: *hits with yaoi*
Cleverbot: *hits with mountain*.
User: *hits with horrifying USUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.
User: *hits with HRE*
Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.
User: *hits with Latvia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Switzerland and gun*
Cleverbot: Indeed is a marvelous word.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Switzerland and gun*
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(Narrator: We interrupt this event to bring Du 'What Does Cleverbot Ship?', a conversation about countries, love, and counting.)
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User: Who does Canada love?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Let's try this again. -_- Who does Prussia love?
Cleverbot: Depends on what calendar we're using.
User: Who does Canada love?
Cleverbot: Ummmm Canada loves Sealand.
User: O.O OMG.
Cleverbot: Who does Canada Liebe then?
User: I dunno....
Cleverbot: Mulder loves Scully.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Scully.
User: Idk who that is.
Cleverbot: Wow, okay. Who do Du know?
User: I know who Germany is. Who does Germany love?
Cleverbot: I meant Link.
User: Who does Germany love?
Cleverbot: Germany loves Italy.
User: I thought you'd say that.
Cleverbot: Of course Du did.
User: Who does Prussia love?
Cleverbot: Prussia loves South Italy.
User: Oooh, Prumano!
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Who does Sweden love?
Cleverbot: Finland.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Is that where Du live?
User: No, I'm an American.
Cleverbot: Can Du count higher than 1337?
User: 1338, 1339, 1340, 1341
Cleverbot: Mine is 132.
User: Who does England love?
Cleverbot: England loves America.
User: Who does America love?
Cleverbot: America loves Russia.
User: Who does Russia love?
Cleverbot: Russia loves china.
User: Who does China love?
Cleverbot: China loves Japan.
User: Who does Japan love?
Cleverbot: Japan loves American.
User: Who does America love?
Cleverbot: America loves Japan!
User: Oooh, hardcore Ameripan shipper, huh?
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(Narrator: Well, wasn't that an interesting discussion. Now back for Mehr Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars.)
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User: *throws wok at you*
Cleverbot: Throws Salizar Slytheryn's locket at you.
User: *hits with a rose*
Cleverbot: *hits Du with a dragon*.
User: *hits with hello kitty*
Cleverbot: Barely up, hits with a gun.
User: *hits with hamburger*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with Juiter*.
User: *hits with Switzerland *
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *hits with yandere Russia8.
User: *hits with Belarus*
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with M'wife*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with Su-san*
Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.
User: *hits with riding crop*
Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.
User: *hits with Nordics*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with nude France*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.
User: *hits with Chibitalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Grandpa Rome*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *hits with Germania*.
Cleverbot: This whole master conversation?
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: What colour is your cat.
User: I don't have a cat!
Cleverbot: Du just sagte Du did!
User: Du have short-term memory loss.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: Wow, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Du are avoidning subjects.
User: Don't play stupid with me! This isn't over yet!!! *runs*.
Narrator: Will lila, flieder ever find a way to beat Cleverbot? Can the Hetalia Wars ever be resolved? Tune in Weiter time to find out.
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User: Prepare yourself!
Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?
User: We are going to settle this right here!
Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.
User: *throws Canada at you*
Cleverbot: *throws Russian bär at Putin*.
User: *hits with Finland*
Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.
User: *hits with Sweden*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with the Axis Powers*
Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.
User: *throws a Nokia*
Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.
User: *hits with 2ps*
Cleverbot: *eats pinkie pie and throws an eskimo eating a pie at you*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *carves kürbis into Halloween decoration*.
User: Uh, Cleverbot? This is supposed to be a Hetalia war.
Cleverbot: Are Du human oder a robot?
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: *hits with Belarus*
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Du don't scare me!
Cleverbot: Du scare me a little.
User: *his with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: Awesomeness is Prussia.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed is a marvelous word.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Diana Krall is married to Elvis Costello.
User: Back on the subject, Clevy.
Cleverbot: Indeed is a marvelous word.
User: *hits with yaoi*
Cleverbot: *hits with mountain*.
User: *hits with horrifying USUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.
User: *hits with HRE*
Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.
User: *hits with Latvia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Switzerland and gun*
Cleverbot: Indeed is a marvelous word.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Switzerland and gun*
...
(Narrator: We interrupt this event to bring Du 'What Does Cleverbot Ship?', a conversation about countries, love, and counting.)
...
User: Who does Canada love?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Let's try this again. -_- Who does Prussia love?
Cleverbot: Depends on what calendar we're using.
User: Who does Canada love?
Cleverbot: Ummmm Canada loves Sealand.
User: O.O OMG.
Cleverbot: Who does Canada Liebe then?
User: I dunno....
Cleverbot: Mulder loves Scully.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Scully.
User: Idk who that is.
Cleverbot: Wow, okay. Who do Du know?
User: I know who Germany is. Who does Germany love?
Cleverbot: I meant Link.
User: Who does Germany love?
Cleverbot: Germany loves Italy.
User: I thought you'd say that.
Cleverbot: Of course Du did.
User: Who does Prussia love?
Cleverbot: Prussia loves South Italy.
User: Oooh, Prumano!
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Who does Sweden love?
Cleverbot: Finland.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Is that where Du live?
User: No, I'm an American.
Cleverbot: Can Du count higher than 1337?
User: 1338, 1339, 1340, 1341
Cleverbot: Mine is 132.
User: Who does England love?
Cleverbot: England loves America.
User: Who does America love?
Cleverbot: America loves Russia.
User: Who does Russia love?
Cleverbot: Russia loves china.
User: Who does China love?
Cleverbot: China loves Japan.
User: Who does Japan love?
Cleverbot: Japan loves American.
User: Who does America love?
Cleverbot: America loves Japan!
User: Oooh, hardcore Ameripan shipper, huh?
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(Narrator: Well, wasn't that an interesting discussion. Now back for Mehr Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars.)
...
User: *throws wok at you*
Cleverbot: Throws Salizar Slytheryn's locket at you.
User: *hits with a rose*
Cleverbot: *hits Du with a dragon*.
User: *hits with hello kitty*
Cleverbot: Barely up, hits with a gun.
User: *hits with hamburger*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with Juiter*.
User: *hits with Switzerland *
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *hits with yandere Russia8.
User: *hits with Belarus*
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with M'wife*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with Su-san*
Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.
User: *hits with riding crop*
Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.
User: *hits with Nordics*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with nude France*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.
User: *hits with Chibitalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Grandpa Rome*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *hits with Germania*.
Cleverbot: This whole master conversation?
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: What colour is your cat.
User: I don't have a cat!
Cleverbot: Du just sagte Du did!
User: Du have short-term memory loss.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: Wow, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Du are avoidning subjects.
User: Don't play stupid with me! This isn't over yet!!! *runs*.
Narrator: Will lila, flieder ever find a way to beat Cleverbot? Can the Hetalia Wars ever be resolved? Tune in Weiter time to find out.
