Hermione Jean Granger *-*

Funny Excerpts from the First Book

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE Du GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE Du A WITCH oder NOT!
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"So Du mean the Stone's only safe, sicher as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" sagte Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone Von Weiter Tuesday," sagte Ron.
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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," sagte Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," sagte Ron.
"Pretend...