Filthy Fingers -Hermione/ Ron / Lavender

It was my 11th birthday and I was having my birth Tag party. Now this birth Tag was big my one one it was about six when i heard a owl at my door, i just open the door and a letter was to the owl werid i thought so i open the letter and seen want it said

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)


Dear Ms. Rhom ,

We are pleased to inform Du that Du have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a Liste of all necessary Bücher and equipment.
Term begins on September...

I will not skip to the headmaster's office Singen 'we're off to see the wizard' ... LOL

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, Du can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Du I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...

A handy-dandy Wikihow Artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all Du aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch oder wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide Du should not attempt to create a horcrux until Du can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...