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Chapter 1

Harry, Ron and Hermione had come back to the boys’ dorms. Harry had laid himself on his bett while Ron was holding Hermione tight on his own bed. The curtains of their beds were open so they could see each other. But they remain silent. Harry had called Kreacher for something to eat for them all.

They ate in silence. All the memories came back to Harry – including those of Snape. Suddenly, he rose from his bed. “Snape !” he sagte loud.

“What ?” Ron asked. “What about him ? He’s dead…”

“Yes, he’s dead and he’s still in the Shrieking Shack !” He watched Ron and...
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Harry woke with a start as Teddy’s cries pierced the small room. He groggily climbed out of the warm bett and stumbled over to the korbwiege, bassinet, stubenwagen Von the window. In the moonlight he could see that Teddy’s hair was bright pink. Chuckling to himself, he lifted the baby out of the krippe and started over to the rocking chair.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
1. You've read the Bücher Mehr times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so Du didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. Du have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. Du have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. Du have been strumpf up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held Von @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s KISS was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...
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I Liebe Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things Du can say oder do when he insults you. Let's get this Liste started!

1.If he calls Du a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of Du for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner--...
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