Jul06: London portrait session

RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT


Here I am, in an isolated bett wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN Von DEATH” crowd there . Von hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...

Look at how beliebt Harry Potter used to be millions of Fans all over. How many of Du are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the Bücher now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, oder 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few Mehr Fans because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 Fans all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can Du put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now Filme Du get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

Mrs. Longbottom sat in a rocking chair cradling her baby boy in her arms.
"Shh," she sagte as Neville began to cry. She stroked his head and finally fell asleep. Alice Longbottom turned out the light and shut the door of the nursery when she heard a terrifying crash from downstairs.
"Alice!," her husband screamed, "Alice!!!"
She ran downstairs as quickly as she could only to see shattered windows and a group of people dressed in long black cloaks crowding their living room.
"Frank!" she screamed as unknown hands quickly dragged her Weiter to her husband.
     “Rodolphus,”...

A/N:If Du wanna read this fic I suggest Du go look up the written out trailer for it in the Antwort section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, Du know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

How many times Du answered yes..

The Books

1. Have Du read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have Du read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have Du read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have Du read all the Bücher Mehr than once?

9. Have Du read all the Bücher Mehr than four times?

10. Do Du own Mehr than one copy of the books?...

I do not own Harry Potter oder A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The Weiter thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, oder wolf, oder bull,
On meddling monkey, oder on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...

I do not own Harry Potter oder A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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DOLOHOV
How now, spirit! Whither wander you?

GRAY LADY
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve Hogwarts’ queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
In their Gold coats spots Du see;
Those be rubies, fairy favors,
In those freckles live their saviors:
I must go seek some dewdrops here
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter Bücher have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The Tattoos on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started Von Yvette, and continued Von countless fans!


This Liste may contain spoilers!





1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Example: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat Mehr than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate Weiter to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him Du stahl, stola his teddy bear.

8. Tell him Du won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him Du were just kidding and sagte teddy bär has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope Du like it and please leave comments.



I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true oder not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my Favorit place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...