oben, nach oben Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. Du say, "Do Du think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Favorit discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His Favorit excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. Du catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late Zeigen with David Letterman")
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
oben, nach oben Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured Von liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. Titel of his Weiter movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd Du say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late Zeigen with David Letterman")
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
oben, nach oben Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
Von Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Narcissa Malfoy's oben, nach oben Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
Von Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. Du %!#@&* BRAT!!!
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. Du say, "Do Du think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Favorit discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His Favorit excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. Du catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late Zeigen with David Letterman")
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
oben, nach oben Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured Von liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. Titel of his Weiter movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd Du say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late Zeigen with David Letterman")
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
oben, nach oben Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
Von Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Narcissa Malfoy's oben, nach oben Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
Von Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. Du %!#@&* BRAT!!!
