Du know you've read SS/PS one too many times when Du . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a zitrone Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that Du don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time Du see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on sagte walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when Du get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap Zufällig bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave Zufällig sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell Zufällig people that Du know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat ratte yellow," at every maus Du see.
18. Tell your Friends to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in sagte mirror.
21. Set feuer to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time Du enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that Du know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil Du think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch oder wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to Du to the "cupboard under the stairs," oder "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will Zeigen up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. Suchen every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a zitrone Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that Du don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time Du see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on sagte walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when Du get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap Zufällig bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave Zufällig sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell Zufällig people that Du know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat ratte yellow," at every maus Du see.
18. Tell your Friends to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in sagte mirror.
21. Set feuer to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time Du enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that Du know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil Du think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch oder wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to Du to the "cupboard under the stairs," oder "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will Zeigen up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. Suchen every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
