"We should get a Bewegen on, Du know...ask someone. He's right. We don't want to end up with a pair of trolls."
Hermione let out a sputter of indignation.
"A pair of...what, excuse me?"
"Well -- Du know," sagte Ron, shrugging. "I'd rather go alone than with -- with Eloise Midgen, say."
"Her acne's loads better lately -- and she's really nice!"
"Her nose is off-center," sagte Ron.
"Oh I see," Hermione said, bristling. "So basically, you're going to take the best-looking girl who'll have you, even if she's completely horrible?"
"Er -- yeah, that sounds about right," sagte Ron.
"I'm going to bed," Hermione snapped, and she swept off towards the girls' staircase without another word.
"All the good-looking ones taken, Ron?" sagte Hermione loftily. "Eloise Midgen starting to look quite pretty now, is she? Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you."
But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light.
"Hermione, Neville's right -- Du are a girl...."
"Oh well spotted," she sagte acidly.
"Well -- Du can come with one of us!"
"No, I can't," snapped Hermione.
"Oh come on," he sagte impatiently, "we need partners, we're going to look really stupid if we haven't got any, everyone else has..."
"I can't come with you," sagte Hermione, now blushing, "because I'm already going with someone."
"No, you're not!" sagte Ron. "You just sagte that to get rid of Neville!"
"Oh did I?" sagte Hermione, and her eyes flashed dangerously. "Just because it's taken Du three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"
"Hermione," sagte Ron, looking sideways at her, suddenly frowning, "your teeth..."
"What about them?" she said.
"Well, they're different...I've just noticed...."
"Of course they are -- did Du expect me to keep those fangs Malfoy gave me?"
"No, I mean, they're different to how they were before he put that hex on you....They're all...straight and -- and normal sized."
Hermione suddenly smiled very mischievously, and Harry noticed it too; It was a very different smile from the one he remembered.
"It is all to 'eavy, this 'Ogwarts food," they heard her saying grumpily as they left the Great Hall behind her one evening (Ron skulking behind Harry, keen not to be spotted Von Fleur). "I will not fit into my dress robes!"
"Oooh there's a tragedy," Hermione snapped as Fleur went out into the entrance hall. "She really thinks a lot of herself, that one, doesn't she?"
"Hermione -- who are Du going to the ball with?" sagte Ron.
He kept springing this Frage on her, hoping to startle her into a response Von asking it when she least expected it.
"Padma's going to meet Du in the entrance hall," she added to Ron.
"Right," sagte Ron, looking around. "Where's Hermione?"
"Where is Hermione?" he sagte again.
Parvati seemed to be enjoying herself; she was beaming around at everybody, steering Harry so forcefully that he felt as though he were a Zeigen dog she was putting through its paces. He caught sight of Ron and Padma as he neared the oben, nach oben table. Ron was watching Hermione pass with narrowed eyes.
"How's it going?" Harry asked Ron, sitting down and opening a bottle of butterbeer.
Ron didn't answer. He was glaring at Hermione and Krum, who were dancing nearby.
Hermione came over and sat down in Parvati's empty chair. She was a bit rosa in the face from dancing.
"Hi," sagte Harry. Ron didn't say anything.
"It's hot, isn't it?" sagte Hermione, fanning herself with her hand.
"Viktor's just gone to get some drinks."
Ron gave her a withering look. "Viktor?" he said. "Hasn't he asked Du to call him Vicky yet?"
"If Du don't know," sagte Hermione scathingly, "I'm not going to tell you."
Hermione stared at him, then at Harry, who shrugged.
"Ron, what --?"
"He's from Durmstrang!" spat Ron. "He's competing against Harry! Against Hogwarts! Du -- you're --" Ron was obviously casting around for words strong enough to describe Hermione's crime, "fraternizing with the enemy, that's what you're doing!"
Hermione's mouth fell open.
"Don't be so stupid!" she sagte after a moment. "The enemy! Honestly -- who was the one who was all excited when they saw him arrive? Who was the one who wanted his autograph? Who's got a model of him up in their dormitory?"
Ron chose to ignore this. "I s'pose he asked Du to come with him while Du were both in the library?"
"Yes, he did," sagte Hermione, the rosa patches on her cheeks glowing Mehr brightly. "So what?"
"What happened -- trying to get him to Mitmachen SPEW were you?"
"No, I wasn't! If Du really want to know, he -- he sagte he'd been coming up to the bibliothek every Tag to try and talk to me, but he hadn't been able to pluck up the courage!"
"Yeah, well -- that's his story," sagte Ron nastily.
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"Obvious, isn't it? He's Karkaroff's student, isn't he? He knows who Du hang around with....He's just trying to get closer to Harry -- get inside information on him -- oder get near enough to jinx him --"
Hermione looked as though Ron had slapped her. When she spoke, her voice quivered.
"For your information, he hasn't asked me one single thing about Harry, not one -"
Ron changed tack at the speed of light.
"Then he's hoping you'll help him find out what his egg means! I suppose you've been been putting your heads together during those cozy little bibliothek sessions --"
"I'd never help him work out that egg!" sagte Hermione, looking outraged. "Never. How could Du say something like that -- I want Harry to win the tournament, Harry knows that, don't you, Harry?"
"You've got a funny way of Wird angezeigt it," sneered Ron.
"This whole tournament's supposed to be about getting to know foreign wizards and making Friends with them!" sagte Hermione hotly.
"No it isn't," shouted Ron. "It's about winning!"
People were starting to stare at them.
"Ron," sagte Harry quietly, "I haven't got a problem with Hermione coming with Krum --"
But Ron ignored Harry too.
"Why don't Du go and find Vicky, he'll be wondering where Du are," sagte Ron.
"Don't call him Vicky!"
Hermione jumped to her feet and stormed off across the dance floor, disappearing into the crowd. Ron watched her go with a mixture of anger and satisfaction on his face.
He climed into the common room and found Ron and Hermione having a blazing row. Standing ten feet apart, they were bellowing at each other, each scarlet in the face.
"Well, if Du don't like it, Du know what the solution is, don't you?" yelled Hermione; her hair was coming down out of it's elegant bun now, and her face was screwed up in anger.
"Oh yeah?" Ron yelled back. "What's that?"
"Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!"
Ron mouthed soundlessly like a goldfish out of water as Hermione turned on her heel and stormed up the girls' staircase to bed. Ron turned to look at Harry.
"Well," he sputtered, looking thunderstruck, "well -- that just proves -- completely missed the point --"
"He's really nice, Du know," she said. "He's not at all like you'd think, coming from Durmstrang. He likes it much better here, he told me."
Ron sagte nothing. He hadn't mentioned Viktor Krum since the ball, but Harry had found a miniature arm under his bett on Boxing Day, which looked very much as though it had been snapped off a small model figure wearing Bulgaria Quidditch robes.
Fleur bent down, kissed Harry twice on each cheek, then sagte to Ron, "And you, too -- Du 'elped --"
"Yeah," sagte Ron, looking extremely hopeful, "Yeah, a bit --" Fleur swooped down on him too and kissed him. Hermione looked simply furious.
Ron was still goggling at the girl as though he had never seen one before. Harry started to laugh. The sound seemed to jog Ron back to his senses.
"She's a Veela!" he sagte hoarsely to Harry.
"Of course she isn't!" sagte Hermione tartly. "I don't see anyone else gaping at her like an idiot!"
"No, it's just...how did she know Viktor asked me to visit him over the summer?"
Hermione blushed scarlet as she sagte this, and determinedly avoided Ron's eyes.
"What?" sagte Ron, dropping his pestle with a loud clunk.
"He asked me right after he'd pulled me out of the lake," Hermione muttered. "After he'd got rid of his shark's head. Madam Pomfrey gave us both blankets and then he sort of pulled me away from the judges so they wouldn't hear, and he said, if I wasn't doing anything over the summer, would I like to --"
"And what did Du say?" sagte Ron, who had picked up his pestle and was grinding it on the desk, a good six inches from his bowl, because he was looking at Hermione.
"And he did say he'd never felt the same way about anyone else," Hermione went on, going so red now that Harry could almost feel the heat coming from her, "but how could Rita Skeeter have heard him? She wasn't there...or was she? Maybe she has got an Invisibility Cloak; maybe she sneaked into the grounds to watch the Sekunde task...."
"And what did Du say?" Ron repeated, pounding his pestle down so hard that it dented the desk.
"We will see each uzzer again, I 'ope" sagte Fleur, as she reached him, holding our her hand. "I am 'oping to get a job 'ere , to improve my Eenglish."
"It's very good already," sagte Ron in a strangled sort of voice.
Fleur smiled at him; Hermione scowled.
Order of the Phoenix Excerpts
"...And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly Du think I am too," Hermione added as an afterthought.
"But I don't think you're ugly," sagte Harry, bemused.
Hermione laughed.
"Harry, you're worse than Ron.... Well, no, you're not," she sighed, as Ron himself came stumping into the Hall splattered with mud and looking grumpy.
"You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them."
"Oh," sagte Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are Du that bad at kissing?"
"Dunno," sagte Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
"Of course you're not," sagte Hermione absently, still scribbling away at her letter.
"How do Du know?" sagte Ron in a sharp voice.
On their way downstairs they met Hermione. "Thanks for the book, Harry!" she sagte happily. "I've been wanting that New Theory of Numerology for ages! And that perfume is really unusual, Ron." [Perfume? Isn't that the kind of thing a boyfriend would give to his girlfriend?]
"Who're Du Schreiben the novel to anyway?" Ron asked Hermione, trying to read the bit of parchment now trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of sight.
"Viktor."
"Krum?"
"How many other Viktors do we know?"
Ron sagte nothing, but looked disgruntled. They sat in silence for another twenty minutes, Ron finishing his Transfiguration essay with many snorts of impatience, rolling in up carefully and sealing it, and Harry staring into the fire, wishing Mehr than anything that Sirius's head would appear there and give him some Guter Rat about girls. But the feuer merely crackled lower and lower, until the red-hot embers crumbled into ash and, looking around, Harry saw that they were, yet again, the last in the common room.
"Well, 'night," sagte Hermione, yawning widely, and she set off up the girls' staircase.
"What does she see in Krum?" Ron demanded as he and Harry climbed the boys' stairs.
"Well," sagte Harry, considering the matter, "I s'pose he's older, isn't he...and he's an international Quidditch player...."
"Yeah, but apart from that," sagte Ron, sounding aggravated. "I mean he's a grouchy git, isn't he?"
"Ooooh, Dijon?" sagte Hermione excitedly. "I've been there on holiday, did Du see --?"
She fell silent at the look on Ron's face.
"Don't let Ron see what's on those Slytherin's badges," she whispered urgently.
Harry looked questioningly at her, but she shook her head warningly; Ron had just ambled over to them, looking Lost and desparate.
"Good luck, Ron," sagte Hermione, standing on tiptoe and Küssen him on the cheek. "And you, Harry --"
Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled, as though he was not quite sure what had just happened.
"...you can do all sorts of stuff that full-grown wizards can't, Viktor always sagte --"
Ron looked around at her so fast he appeared to crick his neck; rubbing it, he said, "Yeah? What did Vicky say?"
"Ho ho," sagte Hermione in a bored voice. "He sagte Harry knew how to do stuff even he didn't, and he was in the final Jahr at Durmstrang."
Ron was looking at Hermione suspiciously.
"You're not still in contact with him are you?"
"So what if I am?" sagte Hermione coolly, though her face was a little pink. "I can have a pen pal if I --"
"He didn't only want to be your pen pal," sagte Ron accusingly.
Hermione shook her head exasperatedly and ignored Ron, who was continuing to watch her.
