Harry Potter Article: harry potter jokes

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posted by katlovesbtr

Harry Potter Jokes

Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!

What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!

Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!

What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Du know!
Du know who?
It's okay, he's dead! Du can say his name now, silly

knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are Du absolutely certain Du want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"

The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

What do Du get when Du kreuz Crookshanks with McGonagall

Really ugly kittens

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daniellexoxo_23 Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. -- The only one I burst out laughing to

nany5755 lol!

happygrrrr Love it!!!!!!!!

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Prisoner of Azkaban Fan-Fic: Prologue-ch 2

posted by ScarOfTheWind

Sorry About this I actually published the whole thing so far previously but removed it because it was too long so I will be putting up 3 chapters at a time from now on.

This is only temporary and the beginnings of a MASSIVE Fan fic. So can Du just tell me if Du like it? That would be great! :)

DISCLAIMER - I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. I do own Alex, though.

Note - It’s based on a sort of mixture between the book and the movie, but the characters’ appearances and personalities are Mehr like the adaptions in the movie.

Prologue

The rain beat down into the grey looking...

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Another Way of Interpreting a Moment in The Forest Again

posted by Pensieve_Seeker

Harry is in the forbidden forest, standing in front of Voldemort, about to give up his life. The book states "...and Harry thought inexplicably of Ginny, and her blazing look, and the feel of her lips on his--".

Now, a basic Lesen of this moment and people would think Harry's last thoughts were of Küssen Ginny. Those who ship Harry with someone other than Ginny, will have his last thoughts be of that girl. For example, Harry and Hermione shippers, via the use of screen Auszeichnungen from the movies, will have Harry's last thoughts be of her.

However, what if there was Mehr to this moment than meets...

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James real dad of Harry (YES!!!!)

posted by TW_FAN21

LORD Voldemort is definitely NOT Harry's dad. Rowling has a retort for anyone who develops this theory: "You lot have been watching much too much star, sterne Wars."
LORD Voldemort is definitely NOT Harry's dad. Rowling has a retort for anyone who develops this theory: "You lot have been watching much too much star, sterne Wars."LORD Voldemort is definitely NOT Harry's dad. Rowling has a retort for anyone who develops this theory: "You lot have been watching much too much star, sterne Wars."LORD Voldemort is definitely NOT Harry's dad. Rowling has a retort for anyone who develops this theory: "You lot have been watching...

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What Once Was (A Bellatrix/Voldy Fic)

posted by zanhar1

There was a time when he loved her. A time when he actually could love, and she'd get him to do so again.

His name was Tom, she had met him during her first Jahr at Hogwarts. He was in her herbology class, and was really the only thing that made actually Wird angezeigt up to the class worth while. At that point it was all too simple; two eleven Jahr old children playing petty pranks in between classes and exchanging silly notes in the middle of class, mostly consisting of ridiculous and poorly drawn pictures of her dear cousin Sirius. The two would often sit before a feuer in the common room and simply...

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Shouldnt have turned around (recap, and more)

posted by lorythefangirl

Shouldn’t have turned around
(From the view of Draco)
Have Du ever seen something so beautiful as light? Whatever it is that Du saw it would never be as beautiful as the light I have just witnessed as it stands this light which holds my herz together in one piece ceases to know I existed. Even though we walked down the same corridors to such things as laborious lessons that I cannot wish to attend, she floats on wolke nine as she embraces her muggle-born ways that I Draco Malfoy mock her with my own undying Liebe to her... the Mehr she floats the Mehr I fall and the only way that I can hold...