Rifftrax VS Bella schwan

Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean Von "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional...

1. Mitmachen an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. Mitmachen an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects Du from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. Du can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, Du make Friends with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

I'm adressing the rabid Twilight Fans if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common Fans of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal Debatte unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points Von attacking him oder her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...

Many of Du might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the Titel of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that Von now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her Artikel first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most beliebt girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...

This is my last Artikel and as Du may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.


Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant oder just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner Fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the Bücher and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a Mehr complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse Bücher (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight Artikel and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight Fans who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Vampire (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight Fans write out their Artikel on why they like Twilight. Not just Artikel other things too. I will give Du and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the Titel says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of Titel I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight Fans I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if Du ever want...

This Artikel was actually wriiten Von an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i gepostet it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the Artikel proves that even though Du Liebe twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was Du one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop Lesen it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER Du DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

This Artikel was NOT written Von me. I found this somewhere else as a Kommentar and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight Fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell Du my story. I Liebe Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one Tag my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Schauspielen lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Bücher and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that sagte 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining...