Twilight Trailer Spoof

I found this while surfing the web gepostet Von an anonymous person, all I know is that she is a girl and only 11.
Let me start put Von saying this is not a regular anti-twilight post because I am not a hater, oder at least I try hard not to be, and I can actually understand Twilighters very well. I think some Twilighters are a bit confused oder frustrated because they think many people are turning down an amazing book for no good reason. I can see why people think Twilight is good, so I made a Liste of why I think people think Twilight is good and why it’s actually not very good (was that confusing?...

I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless Du have Harry's invisibility mantel and the Marauders' Map oder Du are Fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing Marihuana oder hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told Du I was...

Well, lately I have come across a variation of the following sentence a lot:

"Harry Potter is better than Twilight because Twilight gives a lot of bad messages"

I won't deny the message gegeben Von Twilight is an awful one and easy to spot, but Harry Potter also has its share of bad messages, and whats worse is that it is conceived between lines. There's an extense Debatte among psychologist on the validity of subliminal messages, but that I will not discuss.
Following I will list, in my opinion, the (bad) messages each book gives.

Let's begin with the easier one, Twilight:

1. Looks tell a lot about...